I am not comforted by your statement that Hawke hasn't "completely" lost his mind. I'd say he needs to see a professional about his attachment issues if they had anyone in Kirkwall mentally fortified enough to deal with his particular brand of loony.

On another note: You blasted tease! Leaving it at the good part! *sulks*

I feel so much sympathy for Anders right now. All of a sudden dogs and children don't sound so bad eh?

This is just too funny. I love it so much. I'm looking forward to more updates.

Wahahahahahahahahahahaahahah ahaha. This is hilarious.

Omg! I've been laughing so hard I'm now crying! I love reading about your Hawke and Anders and this is just absolutely hilarious! Every few lines I've had to stop and laugh before I could continue.

This is absurdly funny. (And when it's not funny, it's sexy!) I was rolling when Hawke brought the egg into the clinic in a stroller, as well as every time he referred to it by a different name.

I'm almost afraid of what will happen when it finally hatches...

* laughs* oh god I love Archer!

It was a trick! Naughty naughty Archer!

::giggle:: I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, Archer has gone a little off the deep end. Or rather, further off of it than he already was. And here it's usually *Anders* who goes nuts...

Oh man Archer, bit off your rocker no? XD

I LOVE this. Do they have preschools in Kirkwall? Because if they do, I can just picture Hawke trying to pre-register the egg at an expensive one...or...oh...God...interviewing Nannies.

Poor Anders.

Hmm who will win? Both I think! XD

Damn Archer, so mean! You better give him some good head for that one! XD

YES! It's so good to see more of this. Awesome as always, but I do think Anders is right about that dragon.