I love this! Hey, where can i read the sean/emily fic of yours. Please

Ok, I swear I thought the name of this one shot was different, so I spent 20 minutes re-finding it to review! I just got time to sit and review it! Even if I read it a few days ago! This was sooo cute! But, if Hotch gets a snip snip, and Emily gets tubes tied...then no more cute adorable babies by them :( awwwww! I liked this one shot! And the whole Sean thing! ahahahah. Poor guy though. Walking in on someone youre about to decide to spend the rest of your life with...like that..yikes!

Hi honey, have a beer and I'll rub your feet oh by the way why don't you get a vasectomy I hear they're all the rage this year and oh look we have steak for dinner because it's so manly and you can cook it in the fire.

Okay, mentions of scalpels near nether regions? All I can see is Hotch plus that nice hospital gown he wore in Mayhem, holding up the doctors with his glock till they bring him pants so he can move to Maui and keep everything in tact.

Don't be silly Emily, there're other bits of masculinity to keep hold of... Uhm, the ability to grow a beard (even you'd enjoy that one) and cooking steak. There's... It would help if any of the males i knew had any sense of masculine pride for me to steal ideas from, but all they do is pretend to come onto each other and discuss which mass effect game is better and whether to play it on XBox or PC.

Play safely people. You might end up with another like Ryan. Or another girl to send Hotch into panic attacks.

Hotch, you should be thankful. At east she's asking and hasn't attempted to ambush you with sleeping pills, a scalpel and a pair of kitchen scissors.

HOTCH AND BABIES WHY ARE YOU KILLING MEEEEEEE

And Emily... okay dead now I'm just going to go recover and I'll be back in a minute. Or I could ghost review. Either would work ,so long as I didn't go all zombie on anybody.

Hotch Em and a baby between them. Yeah. Still dead.

THEY SHOULD RESCUE A BABY TOGETHER BEFORE SHE LEAVES! DELETED SCENE IN EPISODE WITH CREEPY I LIKE TO SCREW FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS EPISODE! Hotch and Prentiss, Episode Johnny, the babysitting chronicles.

Baby walking championships. They have to make sure Ryan's got the hang of it.

Awww Sean, you'd get a free pass in to my house to... hey, wait a minute...

Awww Sean! Sit in their house until Ben walks then you wont miss it.

Ola, giiiiirlfriend. I'd break into a stirringly horrifying rendition of Avril lavigne's song of the same name but... Under the circumstances? Pointless. Plus, I'd hate the break the windows and i have a glass of water next to my laptop. I do not want Adam to get fried in the explosion.

Okay, images of Emily smirking? Yeah that's good.

I should not read anything tired, i read that as "his mouth facing Emily." As opposed to "the mouth facing Emily." whoopsie.

"Sean, that's gorgeous…but…I'm already taken." Another one on my favourites list. Emily is such a charmer it's unbelievable! But Emily, since that's illegal, just have Sean join in in a non official sense. There could still be relationship activities though, never let that be put off.

I feel guilty and it's your fault.

Hotch, i also think you should shut up... You're not really the person to talk, you know?

Aww, Hotch is so adorable when he's being realistic and killing the mood!

And Emily, I know the effort is there, but I'm sure Hotch enjoys a good butt swatting, so that probably didn't help. In fact, I'm positive he's a subscriber to butt swat monthly.

Patronizingly is wonderful. well, patronising isn't most of the time, but the word? Wins, gets an A. Trophy for pretty word.

Countenance too. This is like a group of porn star words getting together in a group to make the word orgy this one shot is.

"On whichever side gets me laid" I approve of this plan.

"Sean, I would love to see you happy with Danielle—" Just for the record, the noise I made at 2.30am when reading his for the first time was inhuman. There was squeaking and yelping and i was very fdhusdhdsjhdssdhsdjds. yep, that's now a thing.

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM HAPPY WITH DANIELLE TOO. Preferably happy with minimal clothing, but hey...

Proposal spontaneity is genetic then?

Emily, you weren't nearly as serene as this when you were in the middle of the bed rest. But don'd worry too much Emily, i doubt the twins will be cooking their own food and buying their own clothes just because they can walk.

lalala, just basking in my own presence, don't mind me!

Oh Em, to me it didn't seem like too soon, it was more of a... FINALLY YES YES YES DANCING DANCING ENGAGEMENT AND DATING AND KISSING I NEED A MEDIC YESSSSSSSS

Sadly Hotch, you can't chose who marries into the family. believe me, I know. Actually, the worse ones in my family are ones I'm related to.

"she seems nice." She's either one of those people or they really don't know her...

Aww Hotch, if this were a movie and i was playing this character, I'd be very willing to have you eject me forcefully from your house! :D

I love that he noticed the danger signs... She's trained him well then!

Emily, this is called a 180. You have perfected the technique.

I JUST WANT TO HUG HER! or offer her my babies. The I remembered we're both female and cursed. Dammit, I rarely wish to be male (okay, one week a month) but i'm getting some serious penis envy right now.

I think the prospect of more babies scares Hotch, which actually is probably a good start for your vasectomy conversation.

MORE HUGGING! I'm starting to think i have a problem.

But he's right Emily... I know technically and all we are just baby making machines, but kiddies are expensive and time consuming and occasionally smelly.

The bed rest thing again, you want that back?

I'd put money on Garcia having the most photos. I'd also bet she already has a slideshow on her computer. Complete with cheesy music and special effects and little subtitles telling watchers where to laugh, gasp and clap.

I love it when the word seducing appears.

omg, poking holes in condoms... I used to know somebody who was a quality control officer in a condom factory place. Grab random condoms from assembly line and test by filling with water and seeing if they leaked. Such a wonderful job.

Awww poor Hotchy-wotchy! Did the V word scare you?

" You'd be back on your feet in no time and back in my pants not long after that" EMILY YOU'RE A CHARMER!

It's genuinely adorable that she so not romantic.

"Without a condom was nice, but so is my manhood." Yeah Hotch, I'd only worry if they took a meat cleaver to you.

I bet this conversation is really setting the mood for him. Aaron, get a vasectomy. Aaron, get it up.

Images of him falling into bed in his underwear could only be improved by him falling into bed naked.

Yeah Hotch, this is a battle I think she could win.

She's evil. It's cute. That kind of worries me.

Never say never Emily. There's a plus side to any situation.

Hahah, Hotch, dinner with the in-laws in inconvenient because we can't have sex. It's also probably impolite to call them up and say we're not going this weekend using 'I want to have sex with your daughter' as an excuse.

I think family and oral sex just doesn't mix well Hotch.

Don't worry Hotch, I'm pretty sure neither of the boys have ears. If they do have ears, then you can worry.

Imagining Hotch in boxers and wearing kevlar now. yep, that's a good one.

Awww, brother chairs!

Okay, my first reaction to the Danielle this was that inhuman noise I mentioned earlier. The second was... Wait a minute, I'M A COMPLETE BITCH. Then I realised this meant at some point I was having some steamy long distance relationship with him, then the moving in together would happen, which would need to be taken advantage of. Then that would mean I got to see the rest of the family. Then I realised my fictional not actually me but my name twin self being a cheat didn't bother me so much because I got to screw a Hotchner. Yep, I have that much substance.

I'm sorry Sean :( I LOVE YOU WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS NAME TWIN? DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT YOU GOT?

Try men instead.

This is the time for male mourning. Poor guys! The loss of sperm function and cheating girlfriends? Beer is a requirement.

And I don't believe that their life doesn't revolve around oral sex. Nope, no way. They probably decide what to eat for dinner and what diaper brand to buy over a blow job. But nothing family, that's just wrong.

Singing Heartbreaker right now, yep. But not at the top of my voice because 1am is a bit late for that one.

I live a Sean Hotchner appreciation life.

Hahahaha good job

*falls to the floor in fits of laughter*

God, I couldn't stop laughing at the whole 'v' word and Sean in the end? Hilarious.

This was so fun to read, I really enjoy your stories. Great job. :)

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BABY WALKS AND EMILY GETS BROODY THEN SEDUCES HOTCH INTO GETTING A VASECTOMY. SEAN GETS HIS LITTLE HEART BROKEN (by danni no less :p) I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM.

I HEART YOU SO HARD!

It really is the easier procedure, given that our baby-making parts are internal and theirs mostly aren't.

I love ATT tie-ins - more, please!