Reviews for Ways John and Sherlock Did NOT have Sex
Guest chapter 2 . 8/13/2014
I love this story! And your version of Molly should be adopted by Gatiss!
starrysummernights chapter 1 . 1/8/2013
Lol, this is so funny. Of course, people would do this for real! :P
Guest chapter 1 . 4/7/2012
New chapter pleash (:
sarahw1984 chapter 2 . 3/21/2012
Just read both chapters of this and I loved it. Love the way Molly's is like a dodgy romantic novel with John being her stand-in, while Greg's is s bit more rough and ready!

Looking forward to more!
Strazza chapter 2 . 3/18/2012
'There were three things John was absolutely certain about. First, Sherlock was a detective. Second there was a part of him that thirsted for John's milk, they were always out. And third, he looked just like Benedict Cumberbatch.'

Can I just say, normally I NEVER review on M fics, but this one was just so awesome I couldn't help it! So congrats on that :D

Update soon!
meredithriddle chapter 2 . 3/18/2012
What?...hahaha. 1st, Molly with a necro-shrine to Sherlock is too disturbingly awesome. 2, how did u rape a thesaurus. C, no wait I mean 3, was well written.

I do have 1 remark though. Since this was from Molly's pointt of, shouldn't the story have been a little mmore Shelock-centric porn wise. The chapter seemed to focus on john more than sherlok. Maybe I'm wrong. Thnx though :)
XxHelloKittyxX chapter 2 . 3/17/2012
Oh wow Molly's chapter was really great and I appreciate her Hello Kitty vibrator.

hahaha...

She's just another fan girl...

Mrs. Hudson should totally be next! I would LOVE to read that :)

Please update soon!
torchwoodtimelord chapter 2 . 3/17/2012
1. lestrade's version made me smile.

2. molly's version made me blush.

so, who's next then?
TSylvestrisA chapter 2 . 3/17/2012
I don't know what's killing me more here: the wonderfully awful situations and turns of phrase (cannon fire on the violin; thirsting for John's milk) or the hilariously painful Mary Sue-ism of John being Molly's stand-in. I am thoroughly enjoying this.
I Am Made Of Love and Light chapter 2 . 3/17/2012
Now, is it vain for me to review this story?

I love it. Hilarious.

XD
Nival-kenival chapter 2 . 3/17/2012
XD this was epicalawesmazingness my favourite part "he looked like Bennedict Cumberbatch" I died then! Please continue ;)

~NH
I Am Made Of Love and Light chapter 1 . 3/14/2012
I can't stop laughing hahahahahaha

Hilarious
meredithriddle chapter 1 . 3/4/2012
Hahaha poor greg :) I like this.
XMillieX chapter 1 . 2/29/2012
Hahaha oh Greg! I love the cigarette thing, showing exactly why Greg thought up that scenario. I hope there's more! This is brilliant! X
BRBForgotMyRidingCrop chapter 1 . 2/28/2012
"He thought about things like his children, and football."

YES. I love this story, can't wait for the next chapters!
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