I so love the banter between these too

hahaha. im going to have to watch huff now. Just because you mentioned it! but this was absolutely hilarious!

Hilarious, very nicely done :)

Haha good job

Okay, i'm lazy so i'm starting with the shortest story in my review list.

Also, you mentioning it being less NC-17 has made me think of the NC-17 one. It will not leave my head now. Can't decide yet whether that's a good or a bad thing though.

I'm just going to happily imagine Hotch going down the stairs in sweatpants and nothing else. Just for fun. Also present is a nice messy bed head. This is porn for my overrunning imagination.

I've now gone straight to cute image overload. Awwww Em and the twins who're still small enough for even Ryan to be cute!

Okay, i think I'm having sizing issues here. I'm imagining Hotch's foot to be waaaay too big. As big as four month old baby big. He's well footly endowed, but not that much... Is a joke about other endowments required? Or can it be an unspoken assumption that I was implying it with every comment i make about him?

"Get your nasty foot off of my baby." Okay, a favourite line. Just yes, Ben is only Emily's baby when Hotch's feet are involved.

They could be stinky socks Hotch.

hahahaah, Hotch kinks, toe sucking. This amuses me waaaay more than it should. I'm imagining a still team situation where they're having a secret relationship. Occasionally he bribes her to come into his room at night and suck his... Toes.

oh dear. The mischievous smirk. Oh dear. My poor brain cannot handle this you know!

Hahah, i love her long list of circumstances. AKA no way in hell will this ever happen but enjoy deluding yourself.

But dammit Hotch, buy her some cheese too! Not doing so is just lacking in sophistication. As is getting her drunk at a stupidly early hour, but we'll ignore that.

Oh Emily, i love it when you think like that. A stubbly Hotch is a happy day! a stubbly Hotch with Kevlar and skinny jeans is my idea of heaven, bit i doubt he has them/ Hmm, ATT Emily, i command you to buy Hotch some nice snug skinnies for my... not viewing pleasure. Damn. I need to watch these fics.

Also i wouldn't equate adorable with the hotch beard. I'd feel awkward when my intense urge to screw him would be present after he'd been called adorable because I'd be calling the babies adorable and they can't both be. Hotch can be Sir intenesly bearded shaggable hot pocket. I have no idea what that means, don't ask...

Awww Em, let him get his own razor. Threaten to not do things if he shaves. Neglect sucking other anatomy parts. I'm sure he would notice how much it doesn't suck to not have your toes sucked and to have a beard.

I've completely given up making any sense, just so you know, not that you wouldn't have noticed by now.

Wow, my mother walked in and looked over my shoulder at my screen. The story is okay, my review on the other hand... Not so much.

What the hell am i going to do when i watch Lycra sculpted ass with her? I'm going to die. A glorious death, but I'd still die. That said, i survived Prentiss boobs so...

In other news, i think I've finally managed what I've been threatening to do for months. My review is longer than the one shot.

That was hilarious!

adorable! :D ...yet pretty gross. I'm laughing, but in a few minutes, I'll suddenly realize that that was really gross. :P hahaha great story!

Hahaha, get your dirty foot off my baby.

This was hilarious

hahahaha I love you. And this. And everything you do.