Scoped and dropped.

That was like...The best thing I've ever read in my life!

Alright, this was pretty funny. The "bitches and blow" line caught me off guard and made me laugh (and I'd guess moon sugar would probably be the Skyrim equivalent of cocaine).

All in all, good stuff.

LOL his made my day XD

I used to be an adventurer like you... but then i took a degree in med. school

Wtf ending. Overall funny. Enjoyed it. Keep writing. ! :D

Hahahaha, your story made my day. Thank you for a piece of hilariously brilliant writing.

An epic legend if I've ever read one.

nice... very nice...

Lol! da ef did I just read? Made Meh laugh though so its all good

Duuuude... That's some great stuff...
Like... You know, one lizard shot by a bird...
A stoner-story if I've ever read one, and still it answers how every single guard in has a shattered knee-cap.

Yeah, the famous arrow in the knee. I dare say that almost every player of The Elder Scrolls did encounter that at least once.

That was a fun little one shot. There were a few grammatical errors. How when I think you meant who. Mostly just typos, but they were sparse and really didn't get in the way of the read.

well i have to say...what the %*& did i just read ,damn right awesome good grammar,well put i mean what the frag did i just fracken job i almost peed my pants laughing at archangel getting arrows to the knee and friggin killing some argonian

an arrow to the knee,
a needle to the eye,
a sniper to the face,
a missile to the face,
a nuke to the back,
man!