LOL Hilarious! I love Hetalia too. Nice story!

I know this is a parody but u have made fun of 1d and tintin the only two things I love. I'm never reading any one of your stories ever agian, and if I find out you brought fur into this and said its cool I swear you do not want to know what I will do! Goth girl out!

This is the (almost) worst crap I've ever read before... yet the most funny one. I think I'd sound like a total n00b, but I've never heard of this "My Immortal".

But well... the sex scenes made me laugh until I was out of oxygen, and those happened to be my fav parts (I'm not a pervert, but the way they're written are BLOODY HILARIOUS (like: He put his throbbing man thing into my thingy and we HAD SEX!1111!11! "TINTIN," I screamed beginning to get an orgasm till I noticed a tattoo (...) I hadn't seen it before. It was a black love heart with an arrow. Inside it it said... Haddock?

"YOUR FUCKING BASTARD!111111!," I screamed getting up" (cannot stop laughing at that part))). I do support a sequel of this xD

Well done!

I LUV DIS STORY! I'll see if u have a seaqul. If not then MAKE ONE!

She DID? Tara wrote a SEQUEL to that crap? One determined chick, I'll give her that.

THANK YOU FOR RELEASING THE PRISONERS. To the Tintin characters: Y'all okay?

The story was terrible, obviously, but in a good, frigging hilarious way. Congratulations! I'm going to go see your other fanfictions now.

Le gasp! I sure as heck hope she doesn't die! Not.

"OMZ GUYS WHAT RE YA DOING IN MA HOUSE, I whisperreed." and "'Nah, you look sexy like that,' Tintin said sexually." were my two favorite quotes from this chapter... But my brain exploded trying to imagine our horribly abused young reporter saying anything "sexually". Maybe he's high off of Sue-niverse oxygen.

...Not even gonna comment on her "small orgasm".

"I had a vision...of an...adventure!" Realy? How odd, my visions always involve tea and hats.

So... Frozen Water thinks it's a good idea to hop into the car of a middle-aged man (salty sailor, at that) whom she claims was perving on her previously? ...Okay?

"Guesss no rea,lly FUCKING GUESS! It was Tintin"

Hmmm... I wonder what could happen next? (DEEEEEEEEEEEEEP sarcasm)

"...and I bushed in and it was Tintin." ...The fuh?

Captin Hoooddockkky. Who in fuck's sake is that? Never 'eard of 'im. Still love the story, though. For the hundredth time, hilarious.

"Cornal SPONNNZZZEEEASSADS"

What is it with concerts? Why in the fuck are all these musicians coming to Belgium anyway... or did Frozen Water use her magical powers so now they're on Mars?

"YEEEY SHOPPING," and "My name is Cornwal- I mean Steve" were my two favorite quotes from this chapter.

Wow, that bitch is pretty desperate.

Did I mention you're amazing?

"And we kissed it was like in the movies bt way more better"

Actually, I don't think you ever mentioned Haddock perving on her. Is she a narcissist as well?

"IT'S A CURSE!" Aw, looks like Frozen Water needs a hug! Around her neck. With a rope. No floor. TIL HER EYES ARE NO LONGER AGLOW WITH SUE-PASSION AND THE LIGHT OF THOUSANDS OF FLAMES.

Well... seriously, I think "Frozen Water" or whatever the fuck her name is, should just leave this nonsense to the professionals... And didn't Tintin die? So Colonel Sponsz has a corpse in bondage... (ah, pervy images!) But anything can happen in the Sue-niverse!

"And we were... in sponnnnnnaaaaaaaaaasss lair." I see you stretched it out for dramatic effect, Ice... or did your slow brain need some loading time to catch up with your words?

Tintin probably wanted to escape this fucked up Sue-niverse that was not his own. Just saying.

"YOU SLUTTY POTATO WHAT HAVE YYOU DONE!" *can't stop giggling, holds hand out to Captain Haddock for a high-five, then stops and lets arm back down because he's staring at me blankly*