good story

Was the reference to trains from TBBT?

It should go without saying, never insult Reshi's beauty tuft, or Zekrom will Fusion Bolt your ass.

This cracked me up. I like it :)

Gah, interesting _ You might not wanna have a whole paragraph on what they look like, and instead weave that into the story itself. But good, and funny too!

I like trains! *vhoosh* (Yeah, I think I got that reference... XD )