Yeah fuck the Wizarding World - let it burn.

I really don't want to know what it says about me that i find this absolutely hilarious! I can see Ron getting desparate enough to seek help from Snape, 'Please poison me Professor, PLEEEASE!' And I'd love to see more of Gred and Feorge, perhaps find out that this whole thing is a plot cooked up between them and Harry, maybe they learned from the personalities in the marauders map that to be worthy of the title marauder you need to prank the whole of hogwarts for at least six months and this is their offering? Or maybe Harry is an unknowing participant, perhaps the twins slipped him some new formula that makes you out to be nuts. Oh no! What if they were testing something and can't find the atidote? The fate of the wizarding world rests upon the shoulders of the Weasley twins! Anyway, hope to see more soon.

This is HILARIOUS! No, really, it's very, very funny. In a stupid, silly, crazy way (which of course, IS the best way ...). Please update soon!

Riley Erin :)

interesting, bye

Very fun.. :) I like it... Well done.. :)

Hm. Now, if this proposed plan of Harry's is a front for something truly nefarious, then what is stated is acceptable. But if this is his true plan, then I have a couple of questions. This IS Harry Potter, right? The kid with the direct line to the brain of the most insane megalomaniac monster of the age? The one who has survived lethal plot after plot? And arranging Umbridge's kitten plates in the shape of a penis is his great plan? Hm. Only if it's a front for his true plan. I mean, shoot, even if Harry's never read "The Art of War," I'm pretty sure he must have read a few "Calvin and Hobbes" or "Dilbert" strips. Surely he's not lacking sources of inspiration. Anyway, what he's doing to Ron is pure genius. LOVED loved loved the dormroom scene. Yeah, hormones and all that.

poor Ron xD Harry makes me laugh! I love this story!

That boy's got problems.

Mote more more more ! 4 !

Re-read the thing from the beginning - caught all the changes. Still love it! Makes me cry real tears and interferes with my oxygen intake. Oh, sweet agony. Glad the fam wasn't here to hear all the raucous noise - they'd have come running, expecting a party, when at the end they'd have gotten an agonized groan from me because I'd reached the end. Damn. Oh, and if Harry wants it, he can have "here to hear" or any variation thereof. But, I expect he's beyond words now and that he will shortly start shooting laser beams of death from his eyes because Umbridge caused some of Harry's internal emotional dams to burst. Ooooh, Harry becoming his own master/padawan combo as he learns to harness his abilities with the Force and tries to contain his anger and stay away from the "Dark side"...yeah. Hermione could be slave girl Leia, and Ron can be a highly limited vocab and non-ettiquettized C3PO. Or maybe Chewbacca. Hm, maybe Snape could be Han Solo. Oooh, better yet, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Or make that Qui-Gon Jinn. Such a tragic fated teacher.

finally! You updated, YAY.

Cliffy xD

please tell me that there is more to this epic fic

ok so i like this story. i cant help it. you are more twisted than i am and that's saying something as i am the author of Humor Me. i loved the not a butts chance in a gay bathhouse speech.

gigglesnort

i love this

Damn it, FFN went all kablooey when I tried to leave a review earlier. Let me tell you, it was a BRILLIANT review. Witty, scintillating, and if you could have read it, it would have improved your life better than 7 Highly Effective Habits. So, now that FFN is back up and running, I'm able to leave a review, but my coffee pot only has burnt dregs at the bottom and I've run out of steam, and completely forgot everything I wanted to say. I'm down to just this: LOVE this story to teensy weensy little bits. Laughed so hard I blew a gasket, or a nut, or any other key part that will cause the remnants to loosely rattle. Laughed out loud so hard, my family kept running over to join the party.