I just can’t— "Because you're the one that let that guy steal your bowtie and didn't even get mad," he said miserably, "and I'm the one who's not even allowed back in Nordstrom because I got arrested by the mall cops last year”— I never would have thought to sum up Klaine like this but GOD is that in character. And the drop the soap joke! Loved it. Thanks for the read

Your Diva Kurt is positively perfect! I have never seen such a perfect characterization. Kurt had such claws, esp. in season 1, that is so rarely portrayed in fics that I'm so glad to see you wrote not one but two fics with it.

Thank you for writing.

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Oh my gosh, I laughed until I cried! I can't believe no one has written this before because Klaine Black Friday is a reader's heaven. This was pretty much insanely perfect.

YOU ARE A GOD. OR GODDESS. OF FANFICTION.

This is sooo great xDD

This might just be my favourite thing.

haha this was adorable, I can so see Kurt being a crazeball during his most important holiday

Oh god, I'm crying. Laughter overcomes me. Tears streaming from my eyes. Ribs and cheeks hurting. This is damn brilliant. Absolutely splendid. Running out of words that are great enough to describe the total awesomeness that is this writing! I adore it! Thank you for writing something so perfect :)

I Love it! This was just adorable! Poor Kurt having to hold in his comments! I'm a lot like him in that aspect!

This is so perfect.
You don't even know.
I am officially in love.

This was great!

I was shrieking with laughter practically the entire time I was reading this. No, seriously- my stepdad kept asking if I was alright. My response?

"Oh god, this is perfect! Can this be real? Can this happen on the show?"
...He rolled his eyes at me.

But honestly, this is absolutely hilarious and Blaine's reaction- torn between being horrified and turned on- was BRILLIANT. There are no words for this story. It's fantastic. *Applause.*

This was ridiculous! In a rather wonderful way. I don't think I've smiled so much over a fic in ages. It was seriously funny and I loved it :)

i never knew that shopping has that much drama and science

i know better now. love it!

OMG this is even funnier than the other one! Brilliant!

Ahhhhhh! How have I never seen this before?! How did I miss this!? Well, problem rectified! OMG! This is like perfect. The ending conversation between Kurt and Blaine, perfection; hilarious and just too cute to stand. Finn being afraid Kurt "dropped the soap" in mall jail, I can't take it, it's too good. I'm gonna die from lack of oxygen from laughing too much. Omg. I just love this. Perfection, absolute perfection.