In short: NO YOU DIDN'T! NO YOU DIDN'T! SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS HOW TO PROGRAM! FUCK YOU!

YOU DUMB FUCKING SON OF A BITCH, HOW DARE YOU PROGRAM BETTER THAN ME? DO YOU KNOW HOW POWERFUL I AM I WILL SUE YOU INTO OBLIVION AND MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET A JOB IN THIS COUNTRY AGAIN I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS AND MY K/D RATIO IN CALL OF DUTY IS 999999:1 AND THAT ONE TIME WAS JUST BECAUSE THE OTHER GUY WAS CHEATING! AND WHERE ARE THE PANTIES, HUH? HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO MAKE AN ANIME GAME WITHOUT PANTIES YOU DUMB FUCKING FOOL I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME WHEN I'VE LIED ABOUT DISPROVEN ALL OF THE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST ME I AM THE COOLEST HUMAN BEING ON PLANET EARTH MY PEEPEE IS HUGE AND YOURS IS SMALL AND TINY GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE AND FALL INTO WATER AND FORGET TO BREATHE AND EVENTUALLY DROWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I TECHNICALLY DIDN'T TELL YOU TO KILL YOURSELF THERE, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT FUCK YOU. YOU'RE A BETACUCK SOYBOY NUMALE WHO'S NEVER FELT THE TOUCH OF A SEX DOLL BODY PILLOW LEFT HAND 14 YEAR OLD YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX! YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY DUMB FUCKING PARENTS TELLING ME I NEED TO GET THERAPY FUCK YOU MOM I DON'T NEED THERAPY I HAVE MISS KOBAYASHI'S DRAGON MAID YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. I WORK SO HARD FOR MY 2K A MONTH YOU CAN'T JUST PRETEND YOU CAN RECREATE 6 YEARS OF MY WORK IN 30 MINUTES EVEN IF THAT'S THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF TIME THAT I ACTUALLY SPENT WORKING ON IT YOU'VE STOLEN EVERYTHING FROM ME YOU HACKED INTO MY ROBLOX ACCOUNT AND STOLE ALL MY ASSETS THAT I STOLE THAT I MADE ALL BY MYSELF. I'M NOT THREATENING YOU RIGHT NOW YOU'RE TAKING IT OUT OF CONTEXT YOU PUNKASS CUCKOLD LITTLE DICKHEAD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Pretty fucking gay no cap no cap

Pretty fucking gay no cap

Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs.

In contact with aliens.

Possess psychic-like abilities.

Control France with an iron but fair fist.

Own castles & banks globally.

Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city).

Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.

Can save entire continents with a single phone call.

Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.

First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies.

Both brothers said to have 215 IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.

The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bogdanoff's arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their Slavic last names and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now.

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

They learned fluent French in under a week.

Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff.

All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.

The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

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Are ya coding son

This fic is good, but... knowing that Alex "Consume the cum chalice" Mahan wrote this kind of ruined it for me.

Ya codin, son?

Consume the cum chalice

But are ya coding, son?

This is actually quote good. Yandew should have just kept writing fanfiction instead of coding he is better at this.

Are ya codin, son?

Hey YandereDev, are you still jacking off to this fic?

Wow, this is actually good! You should've stayed being a fanfiction writer, Yandev!

This was perfect