This was by far one of the funnest stories I’ve read. Love your humor!

That is the best Alice and Bella meeting EVER!

I laughed so much right at the end. Edward telling Alice to go fuck herself is gold.

So funny and very good.
Thank you,
Mickey

They really are a crazy pair! :D

Edward has some questionable taste as far as coffee is concerned. ;)

Wow, Bella is violent! :P
And it turned Edward on. No wonder he began to stalk her!

These two were one of the most original AU Bella and Edward out there. Laughed so much I pissed myself. Bella was a brawler like damn she laid into anyone and everyone. I really applaud the originality and hilarious dialogue in this story.

She needs to keep her hands to herself... it's tethering on abuse at this point.

Damn, that story was hilarious. Thank you sooo much for writing and sharing.

Fucktard lol

Oh my goodness. I remember when I was handling the whole non-smoking section by myself, which was basically 2/3 of the restaurant. This guy left me a QUARTER. I caught him at the door and gave it back to him. I said, "Obviously, you need this more than I do." He said, "You just didn't come by and give me more coffee." I just walked away.

Let me tell you, I have WANTED to do what your Bella did SO many times. I have had customers outright call me stupid. Don't they know not to mess with people who serve their food?

I loved this story. Specially that you didnt have all the stereotypical relationships. Loved it

Such a cute story. I am glad I found it