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I have no words for this epicness.

That was amazing! How on Earth did you manage to cram awesome humor, genuine angst, *and* the zombie apocalypse into one story? However you did it, you certainly did do it well. ;)

You're witty. I like you.

That said, um, yeah. I'm not sure what else to point out. I loved every second of reading this. I literally laughed at some points. Several, really. That doesn't happen often with me just from reading. You're clever and good with dialogue. Please don't ever stop.

;)

fjalkdsfjd but why don't I ever remember to read your stories I always forget and remember every once in a while and then i don't have time to review and I'm a failure please forgive me don't behead me or hang me or burn me at the stake i'm not a sorceror

why is the wii still on

I think you should know that my reviews have gotten worse over time because at first I was able to... well, vaguely able to stay on subject (actually now that I think about it i'm sure I remember talking about the wrong story in most of my reviews to your stuff) but now I just say whatever I'm thinking and it's horrible make me stop i shouldn't be here

So this was. Well. Am I allowed to say amazing or is that such an overused word now? Because, well, it WAS. I was thinking, like, BT Halloween was not my favorite episode and I didn't understand why everyone but me loved it so much so it was like whatever to me but then people like YOU come out of it with stuff like THIS and I think that I just completely missed the point to everything. Hey did I even review the first part to this where Logan and Carlos actually died and the whole backstory thing, because I can't remember if I did and if I didn't then shame on me. I think I accidently read a lot of things of yours without reviewing can I just. Actually you should burn me at the stake for being so RUDE.

But okay anyway the thing that made me the most sad was kendall and James because the whole mortal enemies thing was making me SO SAD and I wanted Kames because you are like my only source of Kames now because everyone ships Kogan and Jarlos and it's like Kames just disappeared off the face of the earth but then you're here making magical things happen and I'm missing all of it because I'm too busy being STUPID and addicted to tumblr bahaha.

ANYWAY. James and Kendall Kamesing at the end basically made my day because it just ajflsf. Well if would have if Tumblr actually WORKING hadn't, so it was like, my fallback day maker, I guess. IT JUST MADE ME REALLY HAPPY. Usually I'm used to tons of angst in your stories (and actually that may be part of the reason I keep not reading your stuff I'm scared of angst now ajlfsd I had the right idea two years ago to stay away from it... ACTUALLY YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MESSED THAT UP, OKAY. I WAS GONNA STAY AWAY FROM ANGSTY FICS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE "LOOOL READ THIS AMAZING SOUTH PARK FIC IT'S GREAT AND HAS ANGST" AND I WAS LIKE "LOL PFFT I DON'T WANT TO READ ANGSTY STORIES ANYMORE" BUT I READ IT AND IT TOTALLY /WAS/ AMAZING AND IT WAS "SWAGGER LIKE US" that'swhatit'scalledright AND YOU RUINED ME FOREVER NOW I AM ADDICTED TO ANGST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE MESSIAH) lol where was i oh yeah usually I'm used to tons of angst in your stories and this was extremely mild angst because only the Kames was angsty but then everything got solved and I just I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW I WAS HAVING SUCH A CRAPPY DAY AND THEN THIS AND THEN TUMBLR AND I COULD CRY FROM ALL THE HAPPY might actually have someting to do with my family going to bed though BUT STILL FJALSKF.

yaaaaay kaaaaaaames

lol

I promise to never run away from your genius again. I've realized by now that I can't escape it, anyway. Also i should add you to alerts because for some reason you weren't on there...? -BLASPHEMY-

good day to you sir

lol

I really love this. I just wished you described James biting Kendall's neck a little bit more. Like how Kendall felt about it and how James felt about it. :/

Hah! I think this might be the first crack!story of yours I've read, and it's wonderful. You have definite talent.

I love the incongruity of Logan not considering the effects of his actions, not to mention being unfaithful and horny (Logan? really?); of Kendall giving up on a challenge to go hide in a closet; of Carlos being sweet and calm background material; and of James being...well, James. He actually didn't contradict his show self so much. But the rest were wonderful anamolies, and I loved it. Instead of seeming out of character, they were merely new incarnations of themselves, which, considering this sprouts from the crack!episode on Halloween, fits. Nice job.

Thoroughly enjoyed it, and I'm glad Boy-and-Wolf Kendall finally worked it out. Although I would love to know what the Wolf whispered to Kendall that he wasn't willing to accept...

Thanks for sharing!

Smiles,

Jen.

If a God were a fanfic, it'd be this.

Whore!Logan is great. I'm glad you also mentioned his death (seriously, a lot of people don't think about that) and Carlos' (but I never thought of him as dead so it's a new thing to think about)/sad thoughts. FrankenCarlos was adorable.. or, well, as adorable as a he could be in that form.

Although I frown upon virgin!sex with spit, the bottom!Kendall totally made up for that (it's the only Kames I like). I also love the focus on James being vampire because, for whatever reason, that seems to be left out in a lot of Halloween fics.

I also HAVE to give kudos to keeping this fic very episode-like. I think those are my favorite and nearly everything in this, that was meant to be, was funny. Love it.

Muffy/Camille was.. enlightening. Not bad but it's weird to think about, now. I miss Kelly and Gustavo but the phone bit was dead on and satisfied me.

Please write more of this universe- or prequels or sequels to this. SERIOUSLY. Please?

This was amazing and funny and hot and beautiful and basically every other complimentary adjective out there. It was so creative and original and I loved every second of it. Something about your writing is just so captivating. It always flows perfectly and the dialogue is spot on and overall you're a brilliant writer.

I've spent the last couple of weeks reading and re-reading everything that you've posted here and I'm sorry for not leaving other reviews, but I just wanted to read more and more of your stories. I started off as a Cargan girl but you made me absolutely adore Kames. You write them so perfectly.

I'm looking forward to anything else you may post in the future!

I love love lkve this!

I read this earlier on my phone and I knew there was no way I could leave a good review that way so I saved it for later.

First of all, MONSTERVERSE! Not very many people write and honestly not everyone can even pull it off.

Logan is my favorite and I just loved how you portrayed him in this. LOL Logan was hungry so he bit Guitar Dude and started a zombie outbreak. Amazing. And OMG. He keeps turning Carlos into the prom queen so they can fool around... and seems they fool around anyways from what I understood Carlos' various grunts to mean.

"I'm teaching Carlos how to use contractions. With flashcards."

"Logan. There are zombies in the lobby."

"I know. They are making such a mess."

A legit LOL from that part. And the Zombie-French too. Basically everything about Logan made me squeal with delight. Also, picturing a bb!Logan biting on bb!Carlos. So cute.

I'm not really that much into Kames, but I really, really enjoyed this. The struggle that Kendall had between his human self and his wolf self was really compelling.

LOVED IT SO MUCH

HILARIOUS. Every bit of this was so funny. You write BTR silly antics/banter very well. And oh my god, zombie sex-driven oblivious child-like nerd Logan accidentally starting a zombie apocalypse gives me warm fuzzies. The image of 4 year old Logan nibbling other child had me rolling on the floor. Still grinning. The Logan fan girl in me is spazzing out so badly right now. You have no idea.

The metaphor of Kendall's inner Boy/Wolf? BRILLIANT. James and Kendall in a closet. Excuse me as I die with lust. That was so freakin hot and sweet and amazing and I don't think there are enough adjectives.