YESSSSSZSSSSSS! He needs to meet Carson. She's going to teach him of the mighty LLAMA!

*falls off chair laughing*

Omg I laughed for five minutes straight!
"Half the llama, twice the llama. Not a llama, farmer llama." :) -JC at cardiffictionlocked1895

Llama llama duck?! Awful scary app!

BAHAHAHAHA. This is wonderful, from the descriptions of the beautiful Mary Sue to her name to 'pathetic excuse for a tunic' to the llama song... which is now going to be stuck in my head for all of eternity, thank you very much.

Well done and thanks for all the laughs! xx

Oh my gosh, I almost disturbed my sister's homework by laughing so hard. That is probably one of the most hilarious ways of getting rid of Mary Sues. Good job.

O! I feel so honoured! And the thought of Faramir desperately singing the Llama song - not to mention the fact that Legolas suggested it! - just makes me laugh /so hard/.

Thank you so much!

Bado go Eru,

Eavis

Oh! That was hysterical and the impression left on that crazy temptress's face was quite memorable. Great story

HAHAHAHAHA the power of the elves is a mighty thing and "That's not so sexhay" might be my new favorite phrase. Well done :)

WTF! That was hilarious...

This... this was HILARIOUS. I love that song, and I love your very accurate description of a mary sue! If this were something other than a short fic, however, I would suggest that you spend a bit more time on the description of the setting. I would love to see what the inside of Faramir's office looks like, or what smells are drifting through his open window from the city below.. or if it is raining outside. But all in all, it's a very good story, well-written and well thought out.

You're a very talented writer. Have you written any original pieces as well?