Oh dear.

Oops...

Marx and Spentzer’s. Jesus Christ.

I bloody love your writing, mate.

Last I knew it was chameleons who had the long sticky-shooty tongues. Not geckos.

I'd have been really worried about about the potential buildup of honeycomb cells wit 7a sides.

Always nice to have a new chapter pop up...

Surprised there was no reference to Granny Weatherwax (mayhersoulhavemercyonthegods) since it is known that she could Borrow a entire hive/swarm.

That entire parrot section had me in stitches. XD

I've just noticed, you misspelt Okapis. If you haven't, I'd like to know what exactly an 'Opaki' happens to be... That's not sarcasm, I actually want to know.

Yay! Thank you for telling me about these extra zoo tales. I'm now off to read more of your fantastic stories.

Mr. Pessimal, I salute you. Your portrayal of the classic 'Parrot Sketch' was masterful. May you continue to write in such an exceedingly brilliant fashion for a great length of time yet!

Aha, I see that the wonderful Mr. Harris merits mention in this exquisite tale! I am impressed at the thoroughness with which you conduct your research, Mr. Pessimal.

You are, frankly, amazing. I cannot believe that I haven't come across your work sooner. I personally believe that the Shadowing Lemma is a creature most underrepresented in the esteemed Sir Pratchett's novels. Bravo, I say, bravo!

You've corrupted and convinced me. Tomorrow, I ask the library for the first of the Discworld series.

Somehow I'm not terribly upset by this.

Excellent reading.
Always highly amusing.
Cannot wait to see what comes next in all stories.

Ah Woyaya. Beautiful seven. Thanks for the reminder, just listened to it again