Hahaha thats awesome! Thank you :)

i didn't though i would fall on this particular pairing hen i asked for a severus/minerva but it as nice. ouldn't mind seeing more of minerva 's exhibitionist streak.

While I can't truly picture Minerva/Hagrid...I CAN most certainly picture Snape's portrait lol. Brilliant idea.

Ha ha, this is great! I think my favourite part was your second sentence, but with the added bonus of Snarky Snape the whole thing was nice to read.

I'm envious: I would love to be able to write such a good one-shot as this. Oh and congratulations on the 50th story :-)

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LOL- so simple and hilarious. poor Severus. of course no one would want his portrait anywhere.

there should be a "where is the worst place to put Snape's portrait" challenge.