Dear My Little Pony please come bring all your pony friends because I have never seen them before please bring your pony friends from Canterlot from My Little Pony Friendship is magic come see my high school and come at my house to spend the night with for me for a few weeks meet my friends my teachers and my family I have never seen you before please come on Monday November 30th and meet inside my high school in Oak Lawn and I say hello to you Thanks Kyle Martin Ps Twilight Sparkle I love you and come.

hi dashie i love you rainbow dash i am your biggest fan email me at

dear sparkle
today i just went off goaminate youtube vidos ! now if your coming over to me at arrow head remember the 4b buzzer it's the black boutton now come over today and i went off agk vidoes too and your invited too my brithday
party

This was indeed well written, i give it a 4.5/5 way to go!

If you make a sequel email , i would love to read it )

Hehehe lol awesome and cupcakes totally rox
woo woo your talented

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my goodness i laughed so hard, this was epic

Yes. This is one of the funniest things on the Internet right now. w00t

Wha~... Whe~... Wher... Ho... Wh... I... You... We... What... The hell... I dont even... Wow... Celestia must have been freaking out with some of those letters... I mean... Seriously... Well um... This plus that F I Neeed To Pee story... Anyone know where I can buy a swimming pool of brain bleach?

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING. WITH. A. NUCLEAR. ACCELERATOR?

Oh. Wow. Celestia would be stunned seeing these, and wondered why Spike didn't stop her.

lol

Oh my! I'm still laughing! What an unusual twist to the Ponies! I love it! :D

Oh Twilight, you so crazy!

Good story, I loved how you added Spike taking it too literally with the dictating.