This reminds me of the Tomb Raider reboot.

Wait, wouldn't ME2 Phalanx break Kelly's wrist with the recoil? She doesn't know how to unfold a gun, so she sure as hell shouldn't be familiar with proper firing technique.

Eezo is not a fuel or a power source, it generates mass effect fields when subjected to electric current.
Also, Ada Wong is from Resident Evil, our favourite ME reporter is named Emily Wong.

Now, the good stuff:
I canNOT believe you've actually managed to make Al Jilani SYMPATHETIC (her brief breakdown in ME3 wasn't enough to do the job in my eyes, though managing to dodge SHEPARD PAWNCH was impressive).
Harbinger as Horatio? YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
Shepard's rant... Just... Shepard's rant! :-D

Lovely chaos here. Hope to see more in the future. Also I would recommend that the next task, if available, would be to recruit the custodian.

A most enjoyable ride! I hope to read more of this soon, even if it -does- make my sides ache!

Kenneth's bare-ass tactics laughter loud enough to reach the neighbours.

:) This is definitely unique. I was curious up until Achievement unlocked and I've been amused ever since.

So refreshingly different. Please write more. Kelly is becoming an actual person and a likable one! Instead of a joke...well maybe still a little. Anyway Its awesome must write more.

good chapter

And yet all of Harbringer's preparation comes to naught when they discover a shipment of prototype YMIR mechs which take cover and suppress things. In addition to the tank.

The part with deep feelings and character development mixed with funny parts like how the collectors kill the hologram Kelly and the cowardice of the other is just enjoyable to read.

You have mixed funny screaming like scared chicken with realistic caring as well.

I like the style a lot.

More funny shepard Korgan and the funny Khalisah.

I like this a lot.

Very funny - I enjoy reading the Kelly Drone and the funny Krogan part!

This part is realistic yet funny.

I think this story try to keep the humor possible yet outrageous (like with the description of how it happens) at the same time.

I like this style a lot.

I like this chapter.

The lead up is good like with the Garrus part. Considering this supposed to be humorous, it is detailed and realistic in some surprising parts.