o.O pest-whispering. hahahaha!
...hug rats and roaches to get a date ...
strange theme, ingenious writing!
if that's what you write with writer's block you shouldn't worry, you could write something drunk in your sleep and it would be awesome. i mean it.
every story of you i read so far i absolutely adored.
plot was never boring, the writing marvellous and creative. no complaints here!
oh, and as you asked about zack or sephiroth, it was definitive a zack characteristically. in my opinion. and it fit.

Ha! Cloud WOULD be a pest-whisperer. X3

"the most traumatizing thing they'd ever seen"
I swear to god I almost died at this part

Awesome story. XD. I'd probably be like Cloud in that case. I might be a bit squeemish about the roaches and that, but honestly I think rats and mice and that are actually really cute. 3

Again, epic. That is all.

EPIC, I tell you.

Eeeeeee this is SO SO SO ADORABLE I AM GRINNING LIKE MAD! Cloud the "exterminator" and all his little loving friends! SO CUTE I WILL DIE and eeeeeeeee Zack helped him rescue them from Hojo SO GREAT SO ADORABLE I AM JUST A LITTLE BUNDLE OF SQUEE NOW \o/

ahahahaha , this is insane. LOLs. i like more zack into it, he's just as crazy as cloud. lol. so that's why zack isn't that too much talkative eh? coz it's meant for seph? hehehe but i like clack more 3 .i like your writer's block. hehe

i hope you update for fear itself in the near future. :D

Cloud: *surrounded by army of creepy-crawlies* Omg... *flail* THIS WAY TO FREEDOM! *runs off laughing like a maniac*

Lol, I think I'm in love with this story.

Haha! The idea of Cloud leading an army of genetically enhanced cockroaches made me giggle. Thanks for a fun read!

Much Loves,

Frosty

MY GOD, the laughter! This was ADORABLE and hilarious and a little bit gross XD I loved it, and I really like it as Zack/Cloud. Seph doing this sort of stuff just doesn't work in my head. Love to see him cowering on a chair though! The writing is really good too, with the right tone too. I'd love to see more!

awww..cloud makes a cute pied piper...even if he's surrounded by roaches..i don't mind mice and rats, i think they're really cute(my friends start giving me weird looks when i said it out loud)...but not roaches. they're evil, creepy creatures from hell who like to scare people when they're taking a bath by flying towards them and crawl up their arms...urgh

well, it's ok...i love the rats...and Mortimer! he seems to be having a lot of fun scaring shinra people to death ...such a cute, naughty rat...i think zack and him would make a good pair of pranksters )...it would be interesting if they suddenly decide to gang up against genesis, and inadvertently cause the shinra building to end up in flames...

still, the mental image of both turks and SOLDIERS shrieking in fear because of a harmless, little rat is priceless! you got me laughing so much that i start to fear for my sanity...gah, this is hillarious!

hmm, if Wutai knows that the SOLDIERS and turks are so terrified of pests, they would've won the war simply by releasing hordes of rats and roaches into the battlefield...that would be an amusing sight... P

yep, it's pure love that got zack to brave through angeal's lectures and extra needles from hojo, all to help a cadet he barely knows. love is awesome! now with zack helping him, cloud can go on with his mission to rescue all the poor, unfortunate pests trapped in shinra building...

and you're right to change this to zack/cloud...all those running around after an escaped rat sounds more like zack than seph to me...

now, once again, i have to say that i reaaaaaallllyy love this...thanx for posting such an awesome story...though when i first read the title, the image that came to mind was cloud as the terminator...wonder why...

that story was funny, I laughed so hard, and my friend was watching me like o_o "okay..."

mhm, you COULD have used sephiroth instead of zack, but seph would be MAJOR ooc lol. Plus, I prefer zack over seph.

Teehee, Cloud is the Pied Piper of Midgar.

Although, I *hate* rats, mice, roaches, etc. My cat caught a mouse in the house once and left it in my bedroom doorway... I was not happy.

But I suppose if saving the pests earns you a free dinner with Zack the Awesome, it might not be all that bad...

OMG! This story was just sooooooo cute! And I know it's suppose to be a one-shot, but I can almost feel it being more than that. Awesome job!

Hahaha I've never read anything like THAT before XD it was so funny... I bet your mind is a strange place to live P