You write nail biters! Seriously I am coiled all tight and freaked out! Yikes!

LMFAO! That's what he gets for being a peeping tom!

okay, this was different :)

I was really hoping they were vampires though. It would have been cool to see him try to cut them lol! And the tape, yeah wouldn't he have been surprised when they just ripped it off.

But a shotgun? Yeah, that works for me!

At first i didn't see where you were going with this...but you sure do know how to write!mKeep on going!

Dark and twisty with a hint of humour.

Who wouldn't want to spy on Edward having sex lol

Great little o/s

Andy,

Awesome one shot! I am so glad that I listened to the song as I was reading. It was timed perfectly - the song ended exactly as I was reading the last words.

Time for some twitter pimping of this story.

xoxoxox,

darcysmom

That was AWESOME! Man, I can't believe how giddy I was when the murderer was greeted by Karma :D Love it!

I really like it :) You did a great job...as always !

Great story :) I found the ending pretty funny in some weird way :P lol! I loved it :D

LMFAO :D I loved it very surprising

Nice twist at the end. B&E do not disappoint. I love your badass characters.

I loved it!

:) Liked it! both the song and the os!

xx

Marianne

Dear Boogeyman:

Dumbass.

Love, Edward and Bella.

So I would have liked to be in your head while you were writing this. I enjoyed this little dark story. Nicely done. And thank you for sharing it.