I'm sorry, but I laughed during the faggotry moments. It's amazing to see two Christian nations go after each other like pedophiles for children.

Oh, and your little stereotype page? They're all true.

Honestly, who the fuck spends their time writing porn, other than sick fucks? Oh, wait, I know! Horny women who have had no cock in their lives and who believe that homosexuality is A-OK do! By the way, have you ever actually looked at a biology textbook? The anus is not built for penetration by the penis. I bet you didn't know that. And you're ready for college. Surprising.

In short, a crack-fic written by a sick fuck who clearly needs to visit a strip club. I can't see any of these characters doing what you're doing. It's like they're two faggots engaging in hardcore buttsex and posting their antics on Tumblr.

You know, the punishment for homosexuality in old Italy was burning at the stake. In America, is was prison time, that is, if the mob didn't come after you. Oh, Madame History. You are just so homophobic.

Did I enjoy this fairy tale? I couldn't tell what the fuck was going on. All I got was some dumbass weeaboo who needs some taste in her life - and some cock - and who needs a lesson or two in physiology. I do wonder why you ladies haven't been aborted.

Oh, but who am I kidding? You're a woman. It's completely understandable that you're an idiot.

...um wow...I kind of expected this to be random, but then I started reading it and it was more random than I imagined. Congatulations to blowing my mind. Also some of these pairings made sense and I accepted but others were just like how the hell would this Shit work.

You give America those tomatoes Lovi, give them to him hard :D

This was full of WIN and AWESOME. I would copy and paste my favorite parts, but then I would end up copying the whole thing. XD

WHY HAVEN'T I REVIEWED THIS YET? D:

I AM SHAME. AHEM.

Spaiiiiiiiiii~! That's my boss right there! Fairy of Sunshine fits him so well~!

/America as Fairy Buddies? That is the best combination to exist. *goes to find fanfiction*

Oh South Korea~...

Belarus...umm, yeah...

Well Gary shouldn't have been standing where Switzerland was aiming his gun. IDIOTA!

Canada's reasoning, it's...LOGIC.

America/fistpump is the only pairing I truly support.

DAT ENDING.

"Fuck the Lakers mom, that's why they got swept in round 2 of the playoffs by the Dallas Mavericks mom. Yeah, you heard right, the Dallas Mavericks; current champions of the world. Underdogs, bitch."

Excuse me?

Shinatty-chan, you don't see the root of this problem. The Dallas Mavricks only won because that one Laker is married to that one Kardashian. Therefore, that makes the Kardashians homewreckers, and, it's also their fault that the Lakers lost the Threepeat. It is just like how Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson got married and Fall Out Boy broke up because they spent too much time together. But, since they're now divorced, I hope Fall Out Boy gets back together.

Rant over, onto the review.

Yes! What shmexy fairy buddies! What an awesome kingdom with feline-related stuff! We need more brillant crack like this! Please, write more crack!

P.S. Who's my fairy buddy? Is it Scotland? :D

Taking a quick break from writing 'cause my brain is fried, and realized I haven't reviewed this yet.

FTL, me.

So here's the incoherent rambling review:

1. I dig the fairy designations.

2. The Emperor's mom has terrible taste.

3. Spaaaaiiiin~! Fairy of Sunshine FTW!

4. Aw Feli and Al bein' fairy buddies. Together they're the Fairies of Cluelessness!

5. XD Korea.

6. 'when did he get his soul back?' lmao

7. Epic Three-Way Bro-five. Yes. Lesbians, beer and hamburgers are the ultimate trifecta of awesome bro-ness.

sad America. Aw South Italy running away from happiness. But at least he has his tomato.

9. 'so he can cancel those plans of cat-breeding' lmao, yet again.

10. The tomatoes are a metaphor. And, they aren't. XDD

Awesome.

I can see you read the description, too. Didn't think anyone read those. XD

Glad you posted! -CFF

Best original fairytale EVAAAAAAA!

Automatic win! :D

This was a good read, really. Haha, America and South Italy are fairy buddies. Too cute )