I'm laughing so hard I can't even type. This was hilarious!

THANK YOU EAGLE!

Haha, loved this.:-)

Wolfie Darling - the reason we read this information IS because it's classified.

Thank u!

I LOVE this!

That was awesome, love this "letters"!

Can I use your blackmail?

That was good:)

Okay what's his address!

That's honestly why I'm writing to you. Okay, let me correct myself. I'm not hyper unless I have alcohol or caffeine, which you never let me have in your books.

-Are you sure about this?

Anyway, there you go; blackmail on the SAS members. Now hit that button at the bottom and say thank you to me for giving you such awesome material.

- You rock.

Firstly, I wanted to say thank you for your avid interest in the K-Unit. We're not all bad though, really. I mean, sure, Eagle has his moments, but he's not that hyper. You just can't let him have caffeine or alcohol. If you do, good luck trying to get out of the room alive. I almost murdered the D-Unit member who fed him caffeine. If I could label Eagle one thing I would label him "do not feed."

I liked the word 'avid interest.' I liked labeling Eagle 'do not feed.'

Wolf has encouraged me to read FanFiction. Firstly, I must say, I am hooked. There are some of you that are extremely good writers. But not all of you. I mean, I'm sure all of you are good writers in your own way, but I don't like some of your work. Like the books that portray me as hyper. I'm not naturally hyper! (Now you know who I am, right?)

Eagle would be hooked! this is super

Secondly, could you guys (and ladies, since maybe most of you are ladies, I don't know) stop paring me with Alex Rider. He is younger than me. I'm not gay. Seriously – I don't want to even think about the… never mind. Just don't do it, please?

Ah Wolf. You are so in love with Alex. You just won't admit it.
Sarcasm -snicker-

so amazing