Poor Tony! He should move in with Canada, at least he would be nice and warn Tony before he does... it... with someone else!

In the future, when I have kids and I have to give them the birds and the bees talk, I will instead give them this story. Lol, thank you so much for this, it was hilariously scarring, the best kind of scarring. Awesome story!

Oh god.

This...this...

*bursts out laughing*

This is just too priceless and holy shit and whoa-!

Tony is just too of an amazing and epic alien. I worship the guy. Not as much as I worship you, of course! D

And the porno, Belarus with Russia? XD Oh hell, YES. If that thing was sold on Ebay, it'll like, cost a freaking fortune!

Poor Tony...subjected to all this stuff in the name of the U S of A~!

Thank you so much for writing this for me! THANK YOU THANK YOU! XD