Wow. That's all, just...wow.

Ohoho. Well, happy birthday Super. In any case, Hannah, this is excellent crack. If I didn't know better I'd guess that Super wrote it. That is quite an accomplishment. This was a great fic that made fun of yuri, and narcissism.

"…No, it was NOT Taniguchi's penis. So stop asking!"

Now THAT was funny. Quite possibly the funniest line in the fic. But the whole fic was funny, so that's just the Crowning Moment of Funny. Anyway, good luck with your later endeavors, and I hope Super liked this as much as I did.

...Sorry I can't say much more at the moment, I don't exactly have a way with words (despite being an author) and whatever I do is gonna pale with Super's epic wall of text, but you did a really good job; I laughed a lot.

-ObsidianWarrior

Cha-Cha, I wanna say this first: Thank you so, so much for writing this fanfic for me. I'm happy I could help you in your own writing with some encouragement. Yeah, I remember how whenever you posted a new chapter in Alternate Endings, I would always rush off to read it before I did anything else. And getting to read something this funny and special on a day like this... It really means a lot to me. Thanks for actually going through with and writing out this insane idea we came up with. Thanks a lot, Cha-Cha. :)

Onto the actual review itself.

This story... IT WAS HILARIOUS! All my other birthday gifts will pale in comparison to the sheer amount of crack I read in this fic. It was THAT good! There were so many damn parts that made me laugh until my stomach hurt. The way you pulled off the Sasaki/Emiri crackship was simply divine. In an over the top and nutty way, of course.

I liked how it was cut up into months to show how their relationship (can something that kooky be even called that?) progressed. And you used the jokes we came up with, too! That made me smile. :3 Because there were too many parts I loved, I shall list the ones that made me crack up.

"…Wow… Your eyes sure are… reflective…" Sasaki breathed, drawn to Emiri's shining orbs. Emiri nodded dreamily, captured by Sasaki's own eyes.

"Uh huh… It's all thanks to KyoAni and their love for shiny eyes…" Emiri replied, eyes never leaving the reflection of herself inside of Sasaki's irises.

Too true on the eye thing. Much too true. XD

…Does the narrator even have to explain how annoying a narcissist ex-god and a bimbo alien are when they're constantly spending time together JUST because they can see their own reflections in each other's eyes?

Trust the narrator on this one. It's very annoying.

"Oh, Emiri," sighed Sasaki, caressing Emiri's supple shoulders sexily. "Remember when we were ugly?"

Emiri turned around, arching one perfectly plucked eyebrow.

"…Never?" Sasaki cracked a devilish grin.

"Exactly~." Both gave the other knowing smiles and cascaded into laughter.

ROFLCOPTER! First sentence killed me already, but the rest was too much. And you used that corny joke I pitched! Sounds a lot better the way you wrote it!

Ryouko looked hurt.

"Hey, now that's impolite," she said, lip trembling. "Just because I'm not a groomed princess who always carries around a mirror like it's my life-preserver…" She let an eerie smile cross her face as she pulled out something long and sharp.

…No, it was NOT Taniguchi's penis. So stop asking!

DAMN IT, YOU NEARLY KILLED ME WITH THAT ONE. XDDD

"Nooooo!" wailed Emiri, reaching out desperately to grasp Sasaki's hand, who was also being forcefully pulled away by Fujiwara and Kyouko. She dropped her strawberry ice-cream and began to cry."Emiri~!"

"Sasaki~!"

"Emiriiii!"

"Sasakiiii!"

"EMIRI!"

"SASA-!" Yuki slapped her across the back of the head.

"Shut up, cracka be givin' Yuki a headache," Yuki deadpanned, reverting to her gangster side.

That was filled with more cheesy goodness than Churuya's diet. LOL at gangster Yuki.

"SASAKI! MY GURL!" The world around them expanded suddenly, sidewalks becoming grass, skyscrapers turning into giant sunflowers.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Sasaki yelped, peering around.

"I ALTERED THE DATA SPACE! NOW WE CAN HAVE A STYLISH REUNION RATHER THEN IN THESE DINGY STREETS!"

OH, MY GOD, I NEARLY FELL ONTO MY KEYBOARD FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.

If I listed all my favorite parts, the entire fic would be in this review. And I'm pretty sure it would not fit. Besides the above quotes, I had a lot more favorite scenes. Cal going out the window, any time Sasaki and Emiri talked to each other, Kuyou and Fujiwara at the doctor's office, Sasaki getting fat were all terrific scenes in my book. Poor little Ryoko in her flashback (still laughed though).

And you're right. Sasaki and Emiri rarely get happy endings in fics they appear in (always showing up as antagonists or minor cameos). So I thought your happy ending for them was sweet. About as sweet and normal as crack fic endings can get anyways. XD

Thanks again for the awesome birthday present, Cha-Cha! :D