You got me dying.
AND THEY SQUASHED A TOMATO! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

I was dying at those "my mother taught me " jokes

Can you help me? I can't find that "It's nothing just a little terminal illness", Story.

Lol; Alvin: Whatever. I'm not hungry anyway.
Alvin: *Stomach growls*
Alvin: Shut up!
That's like talking to your arm or something tho. Who talks to their stomach? XD Little weirdo ;-;

LMAO

I actually read the story WHY. It's depressing. But I agree that part was funny

I found the story those were from:

It's called "Getting to Know You" by musicalreader, and it's here on FFN, in case you hadn't figured that out yet. :)

This one is from my story "Our Greatest Escape"

"ICE WATER? REALLY?" Brittany yelled.

"You passed out!" Jeanette said, holding her hands up for defense.

"IT WAS ICE WATER!" Brittany continued ranting.

"Ian's back! Oh no! Oh no this can't end well! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!" Eleanor shouted.

"Shut up! Relax!" Jeanette said. "This is bad! Well, we have two options. One, take this seriously and stand up for ourselves –"

"-Two, move to a foreign country," Brittany said.

"A FOREIGN COUNTRY?" Eleanor shouted.

"It worked for Leslie," Brittany said.

"Who's Leslie?" Jeanette asked.

"Exactly!" Brittany cried.

Claire came out of the kitchen. "WE'RE NOT MOVING TO RUSSIA!"

Brittany groaned and flopped on the couch.

000

Brittany's phone rang. She bolted up. "Alvin? What could he possibly want AT SIX A.M.?" Brittany picked up anyway. "WHAT DO YOU WANT, BUSTER? I WAS SLEEPING!"

000

"I hope Simon is okay, right Theo?" Scott said, not looking up. Nothing.

"Theo?"

Silence.

Eleanor turned around to see that his chubby companion was gone. And that a tomato was squashed. "FIRST SIMON, THEN THEODORE, THEN THE TOMATO? NOOOOO!" Ellie shouted.

"One of Ian's evil little helpers must have taken him," Eleanor said. "AND THEY SQUASHED A TOMATO! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" Eleanor said.

Jeanette slapped her forehead. "FORGET THE TOMATO!"

LOL that my mother taught me about osmosis thing really got me haha

Erm, maybe you should at least try to find where you got these quotes from or at least ask some of the authors or readers so whoever story you gotten these from can be rightfully given credit on here.

Though this is really interesting, please read and review my stories!

You're more than welcome to use mine, be sure to give me credit thought

Put some of mine!

I would put the one from Chessboxing the chapter "Wait Your Turn!" the quote where Alvin knocks on the bathroom stall and gets exactly that answer!

Haha! These are really funny :D

The AlvinxSimon ones are a little... STRANGE. But I cant say Im offended in anyway. You should put the tittles of these on here so I can know what's happening!

Update soon! :)

Much love,

-M

Haha! Amzazingly funny! I am also honored that you thought certain scenes from my story "Why" was funny! :D I have no problem with this, as you are simply just making authors happy by telling them that their quotes are funny. However, I do have to agree with Knk4891 about "whoever created them to give them credit for them". As much as they apreciate their quotes being recognized, they also appreciate the credit as well. :) Cause some may flame you saying you stole their quote(s), or something like that. I do not want that to happen to you. Just giving you a heads up. :) I suggest you keep doing what you are doing, it is a great idea! So...yeah...Keep writing! :D

~Munk19

Not to be a party-pooper here, but this is probably something you should put on your profile, not on as an actual story. But even if you are sharing the quotes, I think you owe it to whoever created them to give them credit for them; like putting the story and the original author near the quotes.

Again, not trying to be a jerk, just sayin'.

Im okay with it. *cough*better have some of mine*cough* JkJkJk

I've read almost every one of these sories and I LOVE THEM!

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