Infrequent language indeed. I just didn’t realize that you meant it in this particular way... It got me to smile.

5/7 update soon.

That was quite nice summary.

EPIC STORY 5/7

Dear Vlad the inhaler,

This made me snort my pudding. Incredibly funny.

I shoulda checked the word count.

Funny though.

...

I have no idea what I just read.

This is beautiful. A fucking tour de force.

BEST. FICTION. EVEEEEERRRR!

This would be funny if it weren't a TL;DR version of 75 percent of fanfics out there. Which just depresses me, really.

"Slight AU" indeed.

what are Dark Queens for, if not to make some Dark Sandwiches? Lovely story! Will you continue it?

"Slight AU. Rate M for language but it's infrequent."

Touche.

8/8

I feel like this story should have more reviews than words. It deserves it.

You forgot to add that he was a multi gajillionaire and that he was descended from all 20 Hogwards founders and is a Siren and Veela and Batman with 5 different animagus forms (not including Batman), one of which is a Sex Panther, and he's descended from Merlin, who is actually Harry, and that he has 80 mansions and allied himself with the Goblins and the House Elves and the Vampires and the Sun Gods and Percy Jackson and Magneto, and he knows elite ninja shadow spy magic and the dark arts but they don't affect him negatively, and he's actually Voldemort's brother, and Dumbledorr is both of their fathers, and his HAREM, you forgot his harem, consisting of Fleur, Luna, Hermione, Narcissa, Daphne, Cho, Romilda, Parvati and Padma, Tonks, Bella Swan, Petunia, Hestia, Gwenog, Ginny, Sirius's mother, Ariana, Angelina, Katie, Alicia, Susan, Hannah, and Liv Tyler, who all sleep together every night in complete harmony. Please fix your story.