A gem! This ficlet was good!

That was hilarious! I wish a book like that would exist..

I think I'm in love with you for writing this xD

Lol, wow, this was really funny! I love your writing style, by the way...

Haha :D I like this story a lot!:) It's funny and the ending line is awesome!

This one was fun, I like the fun element in this one, I've read far too much angst today!

Oh, hey there. That certainly was an interesting way to start off my night. A small ficlet, starring my favorite Slytherin boy acting like a twit? Reading wFMLs? Damn, that's actually a really funny idea. The in-characterness was pretty spot on, I must say, and the entire thing was a pretty good read. Thanks for the fun, Hubby.

OMG. I am addicted to fml and this story just made my friggin day. It was funny and really well written. Great job! Def on my faves.

Even though this is my second time reading this it still made me laugh. It was a lot clearer in areas or maybe just because i already knew what would happen. Really hilarious.

Why didn't i think of it first? XD

I'm gonna go ahead and dispute your disclaimer: you do, in fact, own geeky gay Draco. Because really, it's not like anyone is writing him any more effectively.

I doubt Jo meant for him to be either of those things (not that we would have found out about it in the text... it would have all been secondhand on some talkshow: "Draco posted in knitting forums. A lot."). But what can I say, she didn't do a great many things, which made room for you to stomp your foot and say, "NO. No, Draco was so gay. So gay that he probably had sex with Harry-as-Snape ANYWAY." But then, if we're taking liberties and assuming book characters look like the actors, who WOULDN'T have sex with Alan Rickman? Maybe after a shower, anyway.

I ADORE the idea of a Wizard FML (you geek, you), especially one that Harry flagrantly stole from the muggle world. Mostly because it seems like kind of a blatant "fuck you" to reinforce the way he quietly abandons the muggle world in the books. I'll assume you have bindery things to reinforce such a theory.

I am really puzzled trying to figure out how dragons and unicorns would get worked into a sex speech. "Men are like dragons: scaly and grouchy in the morning. Women are like unicorns: capricious, and always trying to fuck over virgins. When a dragon loves a unicorn very much, it kills the unicorn, returns to its lair and stupidly devours the entire thing. The unicorn's horn inevitably ends up piercing the dragon's intestines and it dies slowly and painfully." JUST LIKE HUMANS! I can't wait to pierce some lucky guy's intestines!

Raunchy though it may sound, McGonagall's speech sounds more reasonable. I'm sure she just has the house elf assist her in making a salad, though.

"Surely, if he had devoted all this time wasted on this bloody book to other pursuits, he could have cured werewolves by now." Or cancer? You rascally line-recycler, you. Approve.

So Harry and Draco still egg each other on, huh? Not even twu wuv could halt mockery. ROMANCE! I can only hope that someday I too will find someone who will love me in spite of the crass things I write about them on bathroom walls.

I wish I'd thought of "The Boy Who Could Go Fuck Himself" instead of "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Touched" as a nickname because really, it might have prevented some irritating retaliation.

I'm not sure if that is the best ending line ever to have been written (as I've only read about 5% of the world's literature) but if it's not THE best, it's definitely in the top ten.

Funny as hell? I think so.

genius! i love it!

Hahahaha :) This amused me.

funny, but i have no clue what the title means, help?

haha I like it