I was just thinking about this uniquely witty and comical story the other day, and I mourned its incompletion (and the disappointing deletion of Dear Writers of Fanfiction, which was another brilliant story). Thank you very much for updating! I'm thrilled that you and this story are back!

Cassie's dream was imaginative and fast paced, and it included information that subtly clued us, the readers, in on what was really happening to the unconscious Cassie. Holmes (who eerily resembles and is replaced by the Joker at times) acts as her subconscious and anchors Cassie's dreaming self to reality. This chapter was a clever blend of jocular entertainment, action from an impressive array of persons and subjects both fantastical and nonfictional, and the surprising darkness of the glimpses of "the real world." Extra emphasis on your cleverness is needed here; the story's humor is very original, often ironic, and always hilarious.

Again, thank you for writing this. I very much enjoyed it, and I look forward to reading more from you!

-EZ

This was cute, but please use double spacing, it's confusing otherwise.

Not that the story isn't confusing... Because it is... But in a good way.

Yes. Just yes. Still a better Bella than Meyer's.

This is one of the funniest stories I've ever read. Thanks for writing, and keep up the great work!

Haha, loved it!

great chapter

Aw, thanks for the shout out! This chapter was long-awaited, but fantastic as always. I thought it was hillarious, and I can't wait for the next installment!

My favorite lines:
"What is with all these questions?" Bella said, suddenly irate. "Jeez, it's like the Spanish Armada or something!"

Cassie opened her mouth to correct her but didn't bother. There really was no reasoning with stupid people.

So very true. -_- Keep on writing, I look forward to it.

-E2189

Lol! "Hermione would never reach second base with Ron!" hahahaha I just died!

Just want to say this is the most amazingly funny silly crazy hilarious thing ever. Thank you.

Hey H-squared. Good job on this!

Amazing story! Please update soon!

Harry frowned and chewed on his bottom lip. "I suppose you're right, tuts. I mean, she did threaten to take fries of the cafeteria menu yesterday."

"What a bitch," commented Voldemort.

Another moment:)

Pat McCrotch and Moe Lester.

Hilarious as usual! The little HarryRon interaction was brilliant! ;)

Hahahahhahaa awesome chapter soo funny I loved:

"I put up with it, I accepted her way of thinking. She killed me mum and dad and I didn't say a thing. I had to deal with it. I had to deal with them all – with Sirius and Tonks and Lupin and Fred! But there was one thing that I could not abide by. There was one thing that turned me against her forever: Dobby!

I totally agree with that!

And:

"Susan?" said Voldemort.

"Yes?"

"Shut up."

Classic but soooo funny! :)