hehehe I wanted doit

I just busted a gut reading this. I had to wipe the tears of hysteria out of my eyes several times. Just THANK YOU! This is writing gold!

-Fearless!

Awsome!Epic!lololol.

Love it, again! ;D

OMG I laughed so much. I LOVE the Potter puppet pals reference, brilliant:D:D:D:D

Ooh, I stole these both from Banahna's Revenge, but,

Call him Snapé

And she made up this rhyme:

Snape, Snape, Snape is a grape. Snape should have his head served on a plate.

Really funny story though.

OMG! That was hilarious!

Ah, some of the mean spirit that Snape deserves! Good Job! But there are so many good ways of annoying a two-faced sour-puss with no sense of humor that you really must continue well beyond 44.

Pouring honey in his tea would probably annoy the heck out of him.

Pointing out every dastardly thing any Slytherin ever did and asking if all Slytherins do that would truly annoy him.

Reciting the good deeds of every Gryffindor who ever lived would make him equally livid.

Asking him how a Prince witch ever stooped so low as to marry a Snape muggle would send him into apoplexy.

Asking him why he stalked Lily Evans would cause equal apoplexy.

It ought to annoy him to ask him if he deliberately set up the Potter family in order to get back at James Potter by telling Voldemort the prophesy a year and three months after he heard it.

Asking him how his treatment of Harry Potter honored the memory of the boy's mother should cause him considerable moral discomfort, if he has a conscience... but that is questionable.

Omg lmao these r hilarious :)

haha this was really funny! i'm in class reading this and can't help but laugh people probably think i'm weird but i don't care! :)

XDDDDDD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! I probally would do most of those if I could... heck I would do all of them! It's fun to watch Snap get tortured!