Q: To Krystal: I have seen a lot of fics written about you that shows some explicit lesbo action, now I am not saying I am for it, but have you ever considered it? Also, what the heck is your last name because every one keeps coming up with different names and it gets annoying/confusing... also I love you, Don't kill me Fox! Just expressing my own feelings here. Won't do nothing; I swear!

I soooo agree with Helios I want Fox and wolf to f*ck right now!

q slippy your a good chacter

Krystal: A celo 0ei Krystal! A'm jehh0 Fox, ted'k bacc mo!

to everyone: do any of you know me eh?

to people in starfox adventures game: why do you always pose like that when you get an item? feels like a rip off from my series :P.

to fox, JUST FOX, why do you always sound different in your series?

to jake: ...

to wolf: hey bro

to slippy You are actually not the most hated guy in the world...suprisingly.

to everyone: imcoming up with more questions know so see ya.

to males: gives them a love potion that makes them love and chase only males...muahahahahahaha

to females: gives them a love potion that makes them love and chase only females...muahahahahaha

to everyone: are you bi, gay, lesbian(for females to answer)or straight?

your must answer this question...it is a must...hohohohoho.

To Everyone:...I'm back...Kinda...missing my left arm but still here...

To Wolf:*Stares at you inticingly*

To Logan:Would you help co-host my Q & A fanfic...since I have some difficulty typing with only one arm now.

To Fox: You are a lucky son of a b*tch.

To Falco: I used your feather to make a clone...he's gay...I SWEAR IT WAS NOT ON PURPOSE!

To Panther: Are you black? Not being racist...but you look purple...

Noir: To Fox: And go have sex with miyu and krystal and katt. You will want it.

-Intro Skit. Korelian Infirmary, 1059 hours-

Noir: *Lays in bed as he is immobile, his testicles ripped off.

Centurion: I'll heal ya, Noir. This is to get ready for the interview now.

Noir: Wow, thanks. Ima k- *Pimp-Slapped.*

Centurion: Do not ever do what you did for Krystal again. That was a waste of mana, and what you did is unacceptably perverted. Do that again, and I will give you testicular cancer.

Noir: Sheiiiiiiiiittt...

Centurion: That's what I thought. Off to the interview.

-Interview Room: 1300 hours-

Noir, Centurion, and Anon: To Logan, and the Director: If you really want to know who we really are, wait for next chapter.

Noir: To Falco: *disguised as a drunk alcoholic Russian* STAY AWAY FROM MY VODKA! *Throws a Matryoshka doll clusterbomb at him*

Anon: To people who called Miyu a fatty: *Whacks and squishes them until they are a flat, bloody pulp of flesh.* Miyu, you aren't fat just because you eat lots of cakes. You actually look really hot.

Centurion: To Fox Falco, Wolf and Slippy: FALCON PAWNCH *Falcon punches them in the face. 9999HP Damage.* Sorry. I'm bored as hell.*Heals Fox, Falco, Slippy, and Wolf*

Centurion: To Xenius: You, Sire, are a very interesting character. Makes me glad that you join the interview.

Anon: To Logan: Do you like disproportionately sized weapons? (For instance, a sword the size of a whole house, generally weapons a fuckload larger than you are)

Anon: To Dex: Where did you learn how to even talk? Magic powers, or a shitload of practice?

Noir: To Rouen: You smoke your pipe? What's in there? Weed? Pot? Crack? Tobacco? Meth? Salvia?

Centurion: To Logan: There ware lots of memetic references, i liked the Rage Comic ones (The one where Marcus said FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-, when Jake did the Forever Alone, and you did the Troll Face). Anyways... I accidentally your camer-

-WE ARE SORRY FOR YOUR INCONVENIENCE. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE WE GET ANOTHER CAMERA-

Anon: Centurion was bored anyways,

*Crashes a Chevy Camaro into the studio*

To everyone: Are you gay/lesbian retards?

To Fox: Did you know that Krystal was raped by Panther a couple years ago?

To Krystal: Would you crush a cake with your feet for our viewing pleasure. *Puppy eyes*

To Slippy: Do you chew food or you just swallow it?

To Falco: Hey! HEY FALCO! *Drops a piano in front of him* Damn...

To Krystal: Hi! *Kisses her on the lips for two seconds*

To Marcus: I challenge you to a race! *Two Ford Mustangs materialize*

To Peppy: What if I don't do a barrel roll?

To Logan: *Slaps him with a banana*

To Everyone: BAR FIGHT! *Madness takes over*

To Director: You favorite videogame genre?

to everyone in this interview: hehehehe, this time i will surely mess things up for sure...wahahahaha. I GOT A GUN AND I USES IT ON EVERYONE AT SAME TIME.(THE EFFECT IS THAT EVERYONE'S PERSONALITY IS SWITCH WITH EACH OTHER)

the effect will stay for at least 4 chapters long only.

don't deny please...i wanna see what happens...hahahaha.

to Fox: have you ever jizzed youself while piloting?

to Krystal: how good are you with a katana (Samurai sword)?

to Falco: what's you're most prized possession?

To Wolf: are you just blind in your left eye, or did you actually lose it?

To panther: Translate this. uoy dniheb kooL

To Katt: What type of weaponry are you most comfortable with?

To Leon: You can't kill the Messiah. (C&C: Tiberian Sun reference)

to logan and xenius: make fox and wolf a werewolf...lol.(i wanna see a fox becoming a werewolf...wahahahaha)

To everyone: well I officailly made my own accout with 2 ch up there and I have more question for you guys.

To Logan and director: I see that you like the troll face a lot so have you ever seen the custom map "dark room" in the game amnesia cuz it has that face in there.

To Miyu: your not fat and you never will be.

To fox: sure ill take you up on that offer

To Krystal: we really need to catch up sometime and hang out like we use to.

To kairi: what would you say if I could get namine to hang out with you.

To wolf: let's play paintball some day.

To falco and kat: how's the kid and your lives.

To marcus: ... I honestly feel sorry for u soo...(if the director permits) I will put up a magical barrier that prevents anyother reader to do something to you.

To silver: umm so u need help or are u good (referring to u passing out)

To other people who don't get questions: well I can see that u guys are running out of things to do so I brought a whole lot of foods and games for you all to play.

To james and fox:z(if the director permits) I can bring vixie back with no negative effects for you guys.

To peppy:why are people spamming you the "DO A BARREL ROLL" thing I mean seriously it is getting old.

To director: who is personally the most entertaining reviewer that you have seen so far

To everyone (again): well I guess ill see you guys later BAI