I ship Sephiroth/Cloud but this is definitely one of my fav fics lmao.

I understand that the ship isn't very logical. It's actually just for indulgence (tho Strifentine is my OTP) and, idk. This shit's funny ajdndkdk.

I love Sephiroth's reactions. The Seph-logic is too.. unique, for Cloud. xD

Very funny!

*snicker*
...*snort*
...Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
Ahem. Very nice.

Normally, I don't like yaoi parody stuff because it's usually written by people who don't like yaoi and they try to be as hurtful and pompous and condescending and mean as they possibly can while denying that they're not trying to be hurtful persay, they're just trying to "help" which is complete and utter BS.

But this. This I understand and can actually laugh at while not feeling like I have to rip someone's throat out.

Hell, I played through Cloud's story in Dissidia 012 when Sephiroth said that "On your knees" line, and I actually had to stop playing at the point. Did he really say that; what were the writers thinking; you molestor! was pretty much what went on before I resumed game and kicked his ass.

Ah. Thank you for writing this. And now you have exactly fifteen reviews unless someone beat me to it.

god, that film was like a prelude to a PWP.. or at least, it felt like it from the dialogue. XD Loved this, lol.

Oh god I love the beginning LMAO. All the stuff Cloud yells to Sephiroth about his "voice" and the "on your knees" were totally things I was thinking when I watched the movie. I was totally floored when I first heard the dialogue in English (Seph's lines somehow sounded more obscene in English) and kept thinking, "Are they TRYING to make it sound like Seph's a crazed Cloud-obsessed stalker from Hell?" The rest of your fic is hilarious too. Poor Cloud and I definitely see Sephiroth enjoying his pain. LMAO.

EPIC! ;P you just caught the one line that always bothers me on AC! "On your knees. I want you to beg for forgiveness."WTF is that for, anyhow? It gets all the more ackward when i'm familiar with the brasilian popular expression "ajoelhou, tem que rezar!" kind of "You kneel, You pray!" {need a picture? guess not!:} I swear, at that point feels like standing side-by-side with my Chocobo bub, stare at Sephiroth and say quite clearly "If ya think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money, ya sexy beast, yo!" (MissVioletStrife & Cloud put a hand on tha hip and bitch-butt turn away leaving Sephie mumbling to himself!) LOL...oooh...driftin'again...

awsomness lol XD but i do have one question for cloud...why are you looking at the websites ne? i think soooomebooodys in denial...XP

I love this! Co-working and then reading fan-stuff would probably freak out most actors, why not them? I really like your take on this. Thank you for a god laugh!

Oh my God...I can't stop laughing. Win. Total WIN.

This seriously made my day! As fanfiction writers, cosplayers, and fan artists, we all KNOW we can easily fall into one of the tropes you've outlined and if we have any sense of humour at all, we can tell you're not being malicious and laugh at ourselves...and laugh I did!

Cloud and Sephiroth's interaction was amazing and the story is just too funny! Good job!

This made my day. :) Loved the abridged series reference. Bravo.

ROFL! What a wonderful parody. I loved it! Hey, it was the fangirls who inspired this fic so three HUZZAHS for us! Please keep writing. I'd love to read more of your humor pieces. :)))

whoah hah hah, i really love them too, and will definitely have my wicked way with them, if only i could write as great as you or the other writers here, sadly... i could only form a sentence and gotten myself 3 months worth of 'inspiration's block, yeah, that's it

OMG! I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. I think the same thing every time I watch the movie. Read just 1 fanfic and you start seeing things with a different eye.

This was GREAT!