Can we do Gaia?

oh, the fat/ugly one
A:fatass
B: I can lose weight, but you can't lose ugly

It was bill not bob

Poseidon! Poseidon!

Make more chapters! This is so funny!

can you please do Kronos an Prometheus and other titans? :)

Poseidon! I wanna see a father/son diss off!

I love this! It is hilarious! please update!

It's still June 23rd here, and I logged in, am reading, and the chiz, all just fine. I didn't hear about that, but do you mind telling me a little more if you can? Thanks!

Great story

Update please

Umm... Percy absolutely NEVER EVER did that in TLO. He never called the statue Bob, and it wasn't Icarus that he called Bob in The Demigod Files, it was Iapetus, the Titan. Icarus is the son of Daedalus, I think. May be the nephew. But it definetly was NOT Icarus, and William H. Stewart was NEVER called Bob.

so i have some dis

here it goes

you so stupid that you tried to climb Mountain Dew

you are so stupis that you booked an appointment with Dr. Pepper

last one is...

you are so fat that when you sat on the ipod you made the ipad

if you are stump, can you use these disses

Lol... Oh gods, Percy... I loved his last line: "P.S. You never swore not to hurt me." LOL! Absolutely hilarious! When I login this is SO going on my Favs & Story Alert.

His entire conversation with Ares was so good. Best chapter yet! I especially likes the parts where you blocked out the cuss words with disclaimers and messages... XD

You should definitely do Mr. D. Now that would be funny. He could randomly make comments about alcohol and stuff...

~Annabeth-Athena's Daughter (too lazy to login now)

P.S. Could you please check out my story? I would love your feedback!

~ Annabeth-Athena's Daughter (That is my username; I'm just too lazy to login.)

Cuz we can't go outside hiking or anything like that, since this year's TICK SEASON is SUPER bad. Since we had such a warm winter, the ticks hatched early, and are going to be particularly large, vicious, and plentiful this spring/summer. Lucky us, huh? OMG, Lafayette has, like, lots - LOTS! - of problems with pets getting infected with ticks. They actually have to get medicine and shots and pills and sprayed with some repellent stuff that's like really bad for humans to prevent getting attacked by ticks. Or if they accidentally eat grass and a tick gets into their tongue, they have to do surgery. Sometimes they have to cut away part of the tongue or the disease will spread to the brain or something. Or infection cuz the tick is buried so deeply in the flesh. Pshhhh. Ewwwwie! All this is making me think twice about getting an outdoor cat...

Sorry, I'm rambling. Back on topic. Gosh, I have to stay focused!

Thanks!

~ Iris! O.o

As awesome as these are, I have to be honest, the first 3 chapters were the best, everything after was slowly getting worse.

During the Zeus dissing I was literally about to fall down onto the floor to start laughing! But when it got to Ares, it was just kind of... one-sided.

XDDDD

Pure Awesomeness. (: