Okay

That's why something like a hole to drop sudden AU, side-stories or cannon divergence as a secondary fic to drop whenever is much better than thematic one-shots.

Welp, I've binged basically anything important related to Precosious Crush.

Fuck me that was an 48 hour obssesion.

Haha, called it; by the time the "thing" showed up gashing the car i was like "This is the story of how Mindy got werewolfized and end molesting an horrified and aroused Dave"

I'm wondering if this is when they get togheter, could be sex... but I'd doubt Mindy would be just okay to separate the events of getting to be Dave's girlfriend and making him limp the next morning as separate.

Wow, this is the most self-serving, fluff indicing shit i've ever read (That's a lie, I've been in fanfiction for far too long) But goddamit wasn't that nice to read, nothing like a tooth-rooting, heart-melting silly-loving chapter to get you into a ship.

This somehow seems to fit the entire family.

I can Dave silently weighting every boy that try to date his daughters and be like "If you try something... well, good luck"

"I'll give you a foor massage"

"Make the biggest sundae you can have"

"Let you pick the next 5 movies we'll watch at the apartment"

Those are my Dave-whispers options.

Yeah, still can't get this particular branch of reality. It isn't Angel or Todds fault, it's just, meh. Like I'd get it, but Todd isn't even something I'd ever concidere being anything but a side-character.

Angela? She's... well, and oddball amongs oddballs. while their interaction was... charming, it wasn't entretaining, Dave being nice shouldn't be enough. Also, Dave is so asexual in this setting, like really asexual. I'd beliave that situation more tought. Let's see if anything more interesting happens within this setting.

Of all the Mindy-resque way to get Dave to do the Devil's tango? This is one of the best done.

Gotta say a 20- some Hit-girl sounds either too sexual or too stupid.

"That means Dave is the lucky one" sounds so questionable I've to gag.

But it's a nice trick to pull of for sure so kuddos.

They either treat her as a sadistic demon spawn that crawl from hell with an angel face to rip yours ball off or a little girl who can't get in her crush trunks.

Ahh Eternal Darkness, a extremelly amazing horror jewel. Did you know that Nintendo still own the right to the lunacy bar? It's a pseudo-reason for why no horror game try to use the same mechanic.

As for the plot, meh, I'd figure what the intention was but I've beaten that game when i was like 12 and I've a history of playing horror game since iw as like 6. I'm hard to scare. Mindy however, as tough as nail she's still a girl and she still fear the unknown.

Is even Todd aware of who they are here? If he isn't... well that poor fucker now knows that Dave had kissed the coolest girl in the entire NY city, Mindy and Hit-Girl, plus Riley... and Katie and well fuck Todd lives under his shadows doesn't he? Poor bastard.

"Fucking Dave"