Reviews for Ask the Nordics
Guest chapter 2 . 6/7/2017
Denmark reminds me of... Butthead for some reason... I have a problem. -.-
sunriseSalamander chapter 2 . 7/28/2016
... Uh... Hi... I guess? So Im quite a fan of Iceland... but no offense FINLAND DONT PULL OUT YOUR GUN
So i got a few questions for everyone...
Iceland, between the two, puffins or licorice...(to be honest I would die for both)
Norway, will you not force Iceland to call you 'onii-chan'? he is like not a child so back off -3-.
Danmark, c; Can you slap Norway for me? If you don't Im coming with a special attack
Finland, Why are you so cute but you can literally kill anyone with that sniper you got there...
And last, Sweden, why do you call Finland your wife when he is clearly stronger and more manly?
Gabbi chapter 1 . 7/28/2016
( you are doing very well portraying the characters in there natural habitats good job c: )So Iceland, I take a lot of quizzes and that crap, i always get you so you know. I think Im way Better than that Hong Kong guy ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡). So, would you rather get married too me or that crappy Hong Kong dude. I got puffins galore in my house. Also licorice here and there...
Chance-Will chapter 3 . 6/12/2015
Hi Hi!
First off, NORGE! What's one of your a favorite food(s) (or a food you like) that isn't from the Nordic Region
Denmark, What is one of Norge's most embarrassing drunk moments? And you're not allowed to say anything Norway!
Sweden, What's your opinion on PewDiePie
Finland, So you're like a sniper right? What do you think about Riza Hawkeye from one of Japan's shows called Fullmetal Alchemist
Iceland, WHY don't you want to call Norway Onii-chan..Or just Brother
Everybody, What's your opinion on the game Skyrim? It seems kinda vikingish to me, so what do you guys think about it?
Casket Heaven chapter 3 . 10/15/2013
Norway: Can you see us Elves?

Iceland: I want to hit Mr. Puffin. Please let me. *pout*

Denmakr: CALM DOWN!

SuFin: You two are so cute!
GingershotaTed chapter 2 . 7/22/2013
Sorry, this just bugged me because I'm Swedish, it's Ja, not yah for yes, the j sounds like a y
That one person chapter 2 . 7/11/2013
FYI, good bye in Icelandic is 'bless bless' not 'bless' . If you meant just to say 'bye' it's 'bæ' . Just pointing that out
Fan chapter 3 . 4/27/2013
Actually the one who set of the volcano on Iceland was my best friend and her family, they went to America when it happend. And the reaon that I think that they set it of is beacause when theynwent to sweden, volcanic eruptions, when they went to America the second time, possebilities for volcanic eruptions. Iceland, why do you hate my friend and her family? :-(
soraxtsuna123 chapter 3 . 3/30/2013
Gomen...this might be too late...but I have a letter...it might not be that good...But I have to try...gomen before hand...I will go for my favorite Nordics down to my least...
1)Norway-kun what is your thoughts of Romania-kun? You have always been my role model, how do you keep that blank expression of yours? Whenever I try...I get beat up by everyone around me... What is your favorite spell? I have been studying the life of a wicca but it's really hard to get the spells right... My final one for you...I am an NorIce fangirl not a DenNor...but why can't you do what Denmark does to you with Ice-kun?
2)Ice-kun your my second favorite... Can you help me name my dog? Your good at naming right? *looks at Nordic them song* She is a very fluffy Pomeranian and is kawaii...but not like Hana-chan! Also this one is personal...gomen...when are you going to make a move on Norway-kun?
3)Fin-kun your next... My class mates tease me for believing in you... They said that I make no sense when I tell them that I don't believe in Santa but I believe in Finland...I always get bullied because of that... but is there anything wrong with believing in you?
4)Su-san...your next... why do you think that people are scared of you when you are kawaii? Have you seen Fin-kun in a neko maids costume before?
5)Lastly it's Denmark...I don't like you that much because I think your too loud...and your stealing Norway-kun from Ice-kun with all of those DenNor stories and you already had him once...it's Ice-kun's turn...Plus since your really drunk most of the time...all I can say to you is: 'Go home Denmark. You're drunk.' But my question is...how did you end up like you did?
6)Next one...I have a question for everyone...well two...What do your 2p!versions act like? I never found one a fanfiction for them or pictures of info on them/you...your 2p versions are like not there...and lastly...can I put neko ears on you guys? I think it would be kawaii...but not Denmark...he is on probation for me...
thank you for reading this through...gomen for spelling errors and if this is just a waist of your time. *tears up* I always waist everyone's time. So it's ok to yell at me. I'm used to it. gomen...
Ms Thunderchaser IV chapter 1 . 2/25/2013
To Iceland:
I heard there was ban on online porn in Iceland, what do you think about such a matter?
Guest chapter 3 . 12/22/2012
I have a question...

1. Norway, what happens if Denmark calls you 'baby'?

2. Iceland, do you really have a crush on your own brother?

3. Follow up question for Iceland, Would you be like Belarus is to Russia and chases him around with a knife, IF you do have a crush on him?

4. Finland, is it okay for you to be called Sweden's wife or are you like secretly hating it. And be honest.

5. Sweden, what happens if Finland cheats on you?

6. Denmark, your seriously awesome. If you were single (NO COMMENTS, NORWAY!) I would seriously hook up with you.

7. Sweden and Finland, Is Sealand single?

8. Finland, do you love Sweden? Like real love. Cause that's so sweet. God, I wish I could get a guy. But for real, is Sealand single?

9. Iceland, why can't you get a girl or get a life? Why are you antisocial? Why do you hang only hang out with your bird?

10. And Norway, I know this is diffrent, but I dare you to declare your love for Denmark. I'll force Norway to call you Oni-San if you would
Brofist98 chapter 3 . 12/1/2012
Hey Nordics! I love you all but this is a question I've always wanted to ask Sweden! (mostly)

Have you heard of the Swedish gamer PewDiePie?
If so, after watching one of his happy wheels videos and comparing your personality to his would you even believe he's from Sweden?! (I want all your opinions on it XD)
QueenOfOblivion chapter 3 . 10/15/2012
From: Shy-Tyrant

How is it hanging, Nordics 5? I came across this amusing site a couple of days before so I thought that I should give a shot. So... Here's my questions:

DENMARK: Can you tell me one of your famous pastry dishes cuz I seriously need to bake one for my little sister. We got into a rather nasty fist fight and I want to give her something as an apology...

NORWAY: Oh God! Please tell me your secrets on how to deal people like Denmark! I'm freakin' close to murdering my loud friends...

ICELAND: My family are planning a trip to your place next year. Any hot spots to recommend? If you dare to complain about this then you're a dick...

SWEDEN: Care to indulge us about your time when you were a viking? How does it feel?

FINLAND - Since you're probably the sanest of the family, how is that you able to maintain the peace so easily? Damnit, I have to chuck shard of glass at my siblings to keep them line! (It's a lot of fun though!)

Lots of love from;

The Embodiment of Apocalypse
Antonia Stark-Bondevik chapter 3 . 8/25/2012
Heyyy...the awesomesauce Toni Stark greets you all.

Everyone! Your song is amazing and I cannot stop listening to it. I broke the replay button a few minutes ago and had to go mend it. OwO
Denmark and Norway! THIS IS NOT A YAOI THINGY SORRY. I just wanted to let you know that I've been told I'm part from either one of your countries so I artistically license myself as both! Aren't I awesome? 8D

Iceland! You're right, whoever named you and Greenland wanted to confuse the fuck out of everyone XD
P.s...Oneee-chaaan. Kesesesese.

Sweden! My friend visits a lot because his dad works with Volvo and he says your place is cool. I wanna visit :(
(my nii-chan says I can't because I have duty watching the others...I'm the Avenger-In-Charge of the safety of personifications! Awesome!)

Finland! I love dogs...can I pet Hana?

Awesome Iron Girl hugs to all,
Toni (AWESOME) Stark.
Guest chapter 3 . 8/13/2012
Hey guys! If you're reading this,I love you all! -Whispers toward screen- I actually love Norway the most...let's move on...
Iceland: I'm going to Iceland over winter ? Because I heard there were some great Death Metal bands there! Any reccomendations? Also,call Norge onii-chan,please! (Troll face)
Sweden: I got a Swedish massage,once.I tell you,that was niiiiiice!
Denmark: I love Danish food! Especially Frikadeller!
Finland: Let me give this dog biscuit to Hana! She's so cute!
Norway: May I hug you? If you don't want to,I understand. :)
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