This fic does not belong in the Adventurers Wanted section.

No idea what fandom this is for, but this is definitely not the right category. Please put this story in the relevant category so that people in that fandom can read and review, and people who want to read 1-800 fic don't have to sort through a clutter that doesn't belong there.

This is not posted in the correct section, it has nothing to do with 1-800-Where-R-you. Please move it to the Misc section or, even better, to where original content is welcome. I'm sure you'll get a better response there, too.