The end is a Jack Sparrow quote!
*Captain* Jack Sparrow.
Ignore him, he's just annoyed because Loki, Tony, and Clint managed to dump him in my living room. At least I managed to keep the Fëanorians from killing him. Err, just a moment...CELEGORM! Leave the captain alone, or so help me, I will send you to the Void to spend the rest of your immortal elven life with Morgoth and Voldemort!
Where was I? Oh yes, great story! Humor is not something we get a lot of in the Children of Húrin, is it? Or the Silmarillion as a whole. NO, Obi-Wan. There is not a movie of it. And no, d'Artagnan, you can't use puppy eyes to make them make one.
Okay, I have to go wrangle my muses. Gah, they get so...not annoying...frustratingly lovable.
Hang on...Aragorn! Faramir! Legolas! Go get Éomer away from my vacuum cleaner! Bruce! I don't care if you have to Hulk Out to do it, get your fellow Avengers and Sparrow under control!
Oh, great timing Will, Elizabeth, go help Jack would you?
Farewell my fellow human being! No wait...I'm Ñoldo...

You've turned some of the best characters in the Narn I Chin Húrin into blithering idiots. HOW DARE...ah, who am I kidding, this is awesome!

Because they're taking the hobbits to Isengard, of course!

*snorks*

Haha, obviously Mablung is a better fighter than singer!