Reviews for Don't Drink The Egg Nog!
beve9110 chapter 1 . 10/30/2013
Great story. Please write another.
ParanormalLove chapter 1 . 12/4/2011
I think he'll know its not egg nog... Little too late for him to know now though haha
majobloem chapter 1 . 4/30/2011
Oh god! the punchline is just awesome! XD Love it! LOL!

The lemon was great too! nice work!
Lovely Spell chapter 1 . 4/6/2011
lol and ew. That was hilarious. Good job and thanks for sharing.

LS
Guest chapter 1 . 1/1/2011
Oh hell thats hilarious...
T-R Phillips chapter 1 . 12/18/2010
wow that was sick and gross and u made nessie seem like a slut and jake seem as if sex is all he wanted from her
RunWithJacobBlack chapter 1 . 12/15/2010
hehe good one hun for you're first time!

Btw, I wouldn't mind some of that egg nog of Jake's ;)
morgan chapter 1 . 12/14/2010
That was a little wierd but cool at the same time.

the end was kinda gross
MooMoo3 chapter 1 . 12/13/2010
omfgosh.. the end was hilarious. i almost dropped my laptop. you should write more lemons with ness && jake but add the hysterical endings. it was good for your first.
T Achelle Cullen chapter 1 . 12/12/2010
i liked it!

great idea :-)
Pattyheartcake chapter 1 . 12/11/2010
I. LOVE. THIS. STORY! I wish you would continue it. Hopefully Charlie stopped...I can't imagine having to explain why he couldn't drink it! I love your bad ass Nessie and how Jake is so sweet with her! They make quite a pair! Thanks for posting this cause I really enjoyed it! Merry Christmas ;D

~Patty(heart)cake