Reviews for Emmett's Chinese Adventure
Luereetwilitejunki chapter 1 . 3/25/2016
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!
2littleladies chapter 1 . 1/20/2011
It make Edward's schlong look like a python, huh? Can't wait to read about the MC.

xoxo,

Kelly
Lady Dragona chapter 1 . 12/11/2010
This was fun to read again. I loved Emmett's first Chinese Massage. That was priceless.
titforfuckintat chapter 1 . 12/5/2010
“I did the only thing a man could do in this situation – I held my breath and closed my eyes as tight as I could”

Oh Emmett, so big and strong and such a wuss. I love you
Babette12 chapter 1 . 11/27/2010
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, girl, I can so see this happening! Poor Edward. *shakes head chuckling* But at least he got to meet Bella.

Emmett being stuck with hundreds of needles is almost a fair payback for what he did to Edward. Course, those were of a much smaller gauge and not going into a very protected part of his anatomy. I also think it's funny that he thought those small girls couldn't hurt him. They have steel tendons, I swear!

Loved it, as always. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

xoxo!
DICATAKADD chapter 1 . 11/27/2010
I LOVE YOU! So funny to read HOW Emmett came across the herbs...I love a great story about him and this definitely is one of the best. He is just a mess...isn't he?
futuregirl1709 chapter 1 . 11/27/2010
I loved A Dose Of Reality, so of course I checked this out. It's so much fun to read how Emmett got those herbs! "It the python. Like I said, it make him big and strong. Work for hours." LMAO! Python, whaaahahaha! Awesome! :D
Lady Ramona chapter 1 . 11/27/2010
Good as always! Thanks...lol
Theresa Zhao chapter 1 . 11/26/2010
Bhahaha Omg big and strong and last alll night long?
BethMasenCullen chapter 1 . 11/26/2010
So funny! Something tells me that "big and strong for hours" wasn't referring to the effect the herbs would have on his biceps! LOL!