Reviews for Society's a Platypus
Gray Jedi 4000 chapter 2 . 11/17/2015
Stupid, random, and totally wrong. I like it!
Gray Jedi 4000 chapter 1 . 11/17/2015
PLATYJEDI! PLATLYSITH! (Imma Star Wars fan) PLATYDEMIGOD! PLATYPRIMAL!* PLATYANAKIN! PLATYAHSOKA! PLATYOBI-WAN!
*A primal is what I call the earliest gods - Gaea, Tartarus, Nyx, Ouranos, and the like.
asdfghjkjuhytredsd chapter 1 . 10/13/2013
LOL LOL LOL LOL LLLLLOOOOOOOLLLL! I am dying from laughter!
zaphodinmordor chapter 1 . 6/28/2013
Platycatherine
Platyflynn
Platyed Sheeran
Kara chapter 1 . 11/27/2012
platyonedirection!
Thalico Hater No.1 chapter 3 . 7/26/2011
Platyawesome!Platyhilarious!Platyperfect! Platycongratulations for the Platyfunny Platystory!;D
Carwasher chapter 1 . 3/12/2011
PLATYPOCALYPSE!
You stole this from PF chapter 1 . 2/13/2011
You have to give the show credit if you want to do something like this!

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand

But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands

And I got records on my fingers

Kids: Whaaaat?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers

I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

Kids: Don't stop

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop. I got a platypus controlling me

Kids: WHAAAAT?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me

Now let me sum it up

It was a strange set of circumstances

Kids: Strange set of circumstances?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands,

now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

Kids: DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able

there's a platypus controlling me, he's underneath the table

Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?

Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down

Kids: Like corporations are a platypus

The government's a platypus

Your teacher is a platypus

Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda

Kids: Society's a platypus

My parents are a platypus

The media's a platypus

It's all just propaganda

Yeah we've all got platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No, just me

Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able

Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically

the platypus controlling me is underneath the table

Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone!

Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me…

There's no platypus controlling me!

-

You stole that from Phineas and Ferb, and you have to give them credit for it!
rainingtearsofchocolate chapter 4 . 2/13/2011
Haha, do people really ask you, "What is the right age for me to date?" Haha, weeeeeeeeird.

I hope to see more from this! :)
rainingtearsofchocolate chapter 3 . 2/13/2011
Platybeer?

Oh, no. That's just offensive.

Yay, Aunt Jemima! Everyone forgets about her, but she's awesome!
rainingtearsofchocolate chapter 2 . 2/13/2011
Hahaha, platypaper! :D
rainingtearsofchocolate chapter 1 . 2/13/2011
Heyy! You took this from Phineas and Ferb! (Or, at least, whoever started the argument did.) Haha, I love that song, too (Yeah, we all got a platypus controllin' us! We all got a platypus controllin' us!), but at least give the show credit.

And actually, according to the dictionary, both platypuses AND platypi are correct plural terms of the word.

Haha, that WAS funny, though. But how could you forget platychocolate?
QueenOfMarsAndDrueselstein chapter 1 . 2/12/2011
PLATYPROPAGANDA! (Cuz it sounds cool!)

So you saw that episode of PF?

"It was a strange set of circumastances. I fell down the hill and I got glue on my hands, now I got records on my fingers, what, records on my fingers and I just can't stop, don't stop, I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me! What? Now let me sum it up..." Etc.

Great song! Is it sad I memorized it?
Di Angelo Grace Jackson chapter 4 . 1/26/2011
oh my gods! this made me crack up!
JoAnne chapter 1 . 1/18/2011
Platypotter

Platyweasley

um... that's all i've got
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