Yummy nothing better than a spot of humiliation particularly where our proud slytherin is concerned.

the hell did I just read?!

Oh my goodness XD this was funny and hot at the same time . LOL I really liked it... I really did 3

I liked this fic, it's fun and actually well-written, and the characters are spot-on. We didn't get to know what business they had in India. Sequel?

you feed my perverted mind

I's werry good story is there going to be more?

damn... that's gonna b so awkward when he has to get his wand back. lol. complete? damn was hoping this wouldn't be a one-shot. :( i'll put it on story alert just in case. really amusing story! hope 2 c more. :)

Loooved it! Do another one, please? Please...?

This is just my kind of sex story! Not too much, but just enough to make it dirty! I thought you got the characters' personalities right on the mark-especially Snape's sarcasm. It's rare that an author makes Snape as amusing as he is in the canon. I also think that this sort of thing is exactly what Sirius would do; a mixture of desperation and assertion of dominance. Nicely done!

Interesting and quite well-written. I too think it calls for a sequel, but contrary to your other reviewer, I'd be more interested to see the tables turned on Sirius - and of course to hope for some mature/cathartic/whatever exchange once these two are even, but I suppose that would be wishing upon a star... XD

I knew it would happen! Lol, but all the same I don't want it to end. An awkward Snape approaching Sirius again would make my day. :D

Oh great, a sarcastic reviewer. I suppose I should be thankful and not feel defensive, but fuck that. I'm going to write out a lengthy justification my story.

Should I feel the need to apologize to that has-been Sirius Black for not writing him as being more frail than a wet paper towel (both mentally and physically)? No. Azkaban didn't make Black sickly frail, although it's fair to say he wasn't exceptionally strong. But we do know Snape is shorter and not physically big himself, so I figure with the element of surprise and the knowledge of how to properly hold someone down Sirius would be the victor. Hooray! Also, after Akzaban the books claim he was reportedly sane. I'd say even "normal".

Anyone who has ever been a victim to anything knows the smartest thing to do when you're cornered is to run away. They teach it in every martial art, "do not fight someone if there is a clear escape from your attacker". How was Snape going to hex Black without a wand? I'm sorry if you wanted to read a story where Snape pulls off some major kung-fu, face-punch, badassery after being sexually assulted. Or maybe he could do some free hand sorcery without a wand. But that would make this sort of ridiculous story even more ridiculous. Maybe you just skipped over the part he was unarmed.

It makes much more sense Snape would have run away because the whole situation was a shock. In the thoughts of Snape it would be terrible to be sexually assaulted by a man, even worse without your wand, and ten times worse if it's someone who has been bullying you since you were a kid. Why wouldn't he leave?

So those are some reasons why I wrote this the way I did. And it probably helps to keep in mind that I'm not J.K. Rowling, and this will never be cannon. So calm the fuck down with your flaming fingers.

Oh great, another stupid victim!Snape story where he can't even defend against a wet paper towel, let alone an Azkaban-wrecked physically and psychically wasted has been... And were he's too weak to at least retaliate by hexing Black's balls permanently off for being sexually assaulted.

Continue this! It looks really good so far!