Happy Ending!(Que sex jokes)

"My people," he said. "My planet. My god."
I dunno why but him offering those just made me all warm and fuzzy. Wonder if Wikus is still gonna turn into a prawn anyways cause of the fluid. Guess where this story is goin? In my favorites.

I really do have a soft spot for hero!Wikus. What a handy pencil pusher he is with his memory of numbers and locations. ON TO 8 HOLY HELL ITS THE FINAL CHAPTER!

*come on happy ending!*

Waiter, I seem to have sex and sadness in my soup. No no I'll finish it but I think I should get maybe a free drink? NO? well fine.

Funny how those go together huh?

Rabid alien wolf? Hmmm *making guesses*

dunno what else to put in here. off to 6

wonder if there is a cannibal reading this fic right now going "oh muh gawd, dat liver you non cannibals have no idea what your missin out on!"

ah, good ole fokkin Wikus.

I'm terrible with words and deeper meaning of anything. Nothing useful to say but just wanted to make this review count cause you deserve each one you get. Onto 4!

Well you warned us about the gross bits, but dammit I didn't expect them this soon and out of nowhere. Oh well. Do you ever think about just how hungry you'd have to be before you'd resort to cannibalism yourself? Like I myself make quite a few jokes about it(Donner: Party of 5!) but kinda wonder just how many days without eating would it take? Pretty sure I'd feel guilty just killing an animal. ;_;

Maybe if I ate a Vegan?

hello! Just the other day i was remembering all the awesome District 9 fics(and art) that were in that /coq/ thread years ago. Well got itch to read some but I think that thread is long dead, as is the current one. SO going back through where I can to find some of those fics and started here. I remembered your story "Stranger", and I loved it!(its really one of my favorites) then I go through your stuff and BAM! another D9 fic! While I haven't read the book, I did see some parts of the movie of "The Road" and what I remember wasn't happy. I hope this fic ends happy. well off to chapter 2, and get ready for review spam!

Just as fun to read the second time :D

Brilliant brilliant story. Loved it! :D

Haha whiny bureaucrat. XD

I would like to say that this story is amazingly done. I love how you broke it up and especially how you ended. I LOVE endings that leave the rest to the imagination. This story deserves more reviews, but I guess people are just shy.

I'm looking forward to more District 9 stories from you because so far I've loved each one I've read by you.

Keep up the good work.

~LadyB

Hey I just wanted to let you know that I love this fic. It has a great story plot, the characters are similar to cannon yet fundamentally different (in all the best ways). All in all a truly good piece of fiction.

THIS. Oh jesus, this is kind of how the movie should have went, isn't it? Pitch perfect, every second of it.

Love the whole fic. Creepy, sad and awesome in a little pill. *hearts*