Best fanfic ever ! It was hilariously amazing !

This is hilarious!

And the cards come tumbling down. Wow, Bella really didn't know Dracula or Lestat and everyone thinks that she was an idiot for believeing Edward to be a vampire. She really needs some help.

Oh boy. Of course Bella doesn't mind being a teenage mother with a secret vampire husband. Wait, she thought that she was pregnant but she went on a motorcycle and is bullimic?

Wow.

I also noticed something in the previous chapter, how could Bella spend a week away from home and not tell her father? I guess Charlie really didn't notice.

That was hilarious so far. The way that Bella acted was IC but at the same time, everyone else was acting like real people. Mike and the other humans are acting like typical hormonal teenagers.

Also, how come Bella never heard of Dracula? Lestat, I can understand, I guess. But if Bella had done all this research, wouldn't the name 'Dracula' pop up?

*Sings off key* AWESOMEEEEEEEEEENEEESSSSSSS! I loved it. Loved it. I LOVED it.