Awwww this ones cute:)

I laughed so hard when I read the part "tweekers"

Craig Tucker is a strong smart leader amongst his peers/friends so that's why he and Stan are in direct conflict. Stan Marsh has the exact same traits.

Craig and Wendy are in conflict, he sued her for sexual harassment and she was infuriated with him due to the Craig/Tweek staged phony breakup.

Jimmy acts like he's a super great stand up comedian but he's just an average kid, Craig calls him an asshole but avoided any attacks on his disability.

He called Damien the Ass-Master because he dominates Pip. I'm sure a handful of kids in South Park would just call Damien "Master."

He called Kyle "Jew-Bitch" and Token a "black asshole" in front of his little sister, Craig the secret white supremacist.

Craig Tucker loves, protects, and tries to honor his little sister like a big brother with the greatest heart but his sneaky little sister can always read his mind and know what his heart desires.

Fift hundread time i read this

I'm dying best siblings lol

Lol i neerly woke up my friend cause i laghed to loudly

tggod shpoiyut

Dawww this was rather endearing

Please make amother one

This was really cute and I love it ️

KYAAA! That was cute! (And not overused.)

“and twist your penis into the shape of the maple leaf." HAHAHA I always wanted and older brother but I’m not sure how I would feel with craig as my brother. Just kidding, it would be totally awesome. I like Craig’s logic behind his contacts even made me laugh. Though I have to admit that I’m disappointed he didn’t see the whole tweekers coming! But Ruby is a genius :)

I do wonder who's Cartman's dad is...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh silly Craig you shouldn't have done that! Lol payback!

bebe- she just the girl version of kenny,

i dont know why but i find that superbly funny! great fic!