That was both hilarious and somewhat disturbing at the same time, with a whole lot of confusion covering everything. Truly worthy of the word "Crackfic"

Actually, that had to be the best Fear Crack fic I have ever read.

Also, the part with Becket... murdering the toaster was priceless. I don't think, this is assuming up until Project Origin everything cannon happened, that Becket came away from his encounter with Alma completely intact

I would love to see more about this little disfunctional insane family.