Why does everyone always do Miranda and Jack?
Hahahahaha. I am laughing my socks off here.
Love it.

This was amazing. I was laughing my ass off just about the whole time, especially during the parts with Grunt. Very well done.

Read this before but was unable to review.

TOTALLY

AWESOME!

I haven't seen The Hangover, but now I REALLY want to. You've written an epic story so far! Keep up the good work!

Haven't seen the film, but great story noneteless. Could I by any chance use Grunt-A-Saurus Wrex in my story?

Well mate this is truly one of the best the hangover parody’s that I have ever read that nearly stays true to character to the franchise/media that used for it.

References to the film with a few tweaks to it like Frances & the Varren in the barthroom, Mordin marrying the Hanar (love his waking up intro to the story) , Joker found in a dumpster with a Vorcha (properly a reference to the baby in the closet), Zaeed & Kasumi stealing the turian consolers shuttle & throwing your own ideas as well like having Tali and the other crew members missing instead of Shepard like in other ones, Miranda & Jack found naked together, Jacob being chased by rabid women (you think he would be ravelling in it?), Kelly and Chakwas causing trouble at C-Sec & walking into a seedy asari stripper joint, Grunt drunk off his arse & under the illusion that he is a krogan super hero (love the ‘Oh Yeah” coolay reference), Garrus who had fun with 2 humans and a turian in the back of a souvenir store & my most favourite Tali still knocking back drinks while showing a wild side by doing lap dances for free. Along with the evidence from the night they wouldn't forget. The only out of character part would be the Vorcha on the Citadel along with Vorcha & Volus cult…considering that it was in slum areas properly more likely but still you would find the Vorcha on Omega then the Citadel.

My favourite line “I knew a guy in college who got drunk and made love to a plant pot, does that count?” burst out laughing from that along with the other laughs to the story.

Anyway mate this puts the other hangovers to shame & keep up the good work to come up for stories like this.

P.S.

just for an added bonus can you put in what would have happened if Samara & Thane got wasted and waking up in warped circumstances like the others?

Cheers

A totally random, but hilarious story. Just remember to double-check your homophones before you post (Know vs No, to vs too, etc)

BTW, the Japanese in chapter 5 is "tawagoto" which literally translates as 'silly talk' but also means nonsense or bullshit. I have never heard anyone actually use it though, at least in conversation. More common phrases would be "Uso!" which colloquially means 'No way!' or "Maji de?" which literally means 'seriously' but is usually used to indicate disbelief.

Great chapter as always, and nice Showdown reference.

Suppose the only downside to that is now you have the song stuck in my head again after i was done reading...Not that I'm complaining :P

*Resumes humming song*

I got a few lolz from this one, nice job!

I meant no offense with my review. I just wanted to be helpful.

Anyway, another great chapter. Eagerly awaiting more :D

Miranda and Jack? Didn't see that one coming.

haha awesome chapter

Kool-Aid Man Entrance for Grunt Classic.

The end needs to be an "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny", with everyone on Shepard's side surviving of course.

kool aid thing made me lol! never saw the hangover, but this is awesome, keep it up

best ever

holy shit mordin likes tentcals?