My absolute favorite part of this very witty adaptation:

"I dreamt of Itachi. He's wearing a powder blue prom dress, and deathtrap shoes, and tripping all over the place. I'm almost afraid to face him the next morning. Shinobi training would've let me kept a straight face through everything but this."

This was so amusing. :) I loved how you poked fun at the series. I personally dislike Twilight intensely, so this was great to read.

ROTFL...I chose to sacrifice brain cells on the altar of awesomeness. A worthy trade thus far. xD

Wow...I really don't know what to say about this, except that I can't seem to stop reading.

Oh, God. I burst into hysterical laughter at the last line. Now people are looking at me like I'm crazy. Totally worth it, though.

Let me just say, I love you, I really do.

ItachiZombie? 0_0 This is WEIRD.

...ZOMYEFFINGGOD I STILL LOVE YOU FOR WRITING THIS THOUGH!

Now that you've had the daily dose of insanity that's needed to fuel the story-great, awesome, chapter. I really need to cut down on the compliments though-I'll run out, just like with the other stories that I review constantly. But then again, I didn't reveiw the last chapter, so I guess it counts.

I couldn't stop laughing.

Damn, this would make a good story indeed.

I loved it terribly, but I seriously think you should add one more scene. Just one more.

Can you guess? Yeah! Sparkly Itachi. You know you want to.

...Now you've got me dying of laughter...

XD So funny! And I bet it'll be three million times better than twilight! xD Great job!