Smeagol: Fishess, preciouse fishess
Half of infinite laughs.

Ai great!

So Saruman is behind this!

THIS IS BRILLIANT I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS IDEA FOR SO LONG ITS PERFECT! Plus you even get how Aragorn's "last name" would be Telcontar! But seriously, this is so funny and perfect! Democratic elections- I died!

Don't forget Al Gore who has more of a fiery breath then an angry Balrog and Smaug combined. He can literally create his own global warming from all his hot air! LOL

Goldberry was a hoot (I'll get back to you on that...) - but this bit at the end was priceless:

"Get away from my sister!" Éomer demanded. "Worm!"

"Worms are nice and cool, and they catch nice fishes!" Smeagol skipped about the others.

"Just don't eat them raw," Sam winced.

Thanks for a very amusing morning!

But of COURSE the Orcs get free passage via political favoritism... *snert snert*

Bwahaha! This is just exactly the sort of nonsense they'd be met with, and you just know it. Well done!

Oooh, this is new! A bundle of laughs, too.

An amusing idea. I must admit I think Middle-earth would have to worry as much about people after timber, minerals and potential oil and gas as about UN rules or beauty pageants, but this is, after all, a humor fic and it was definitely funny. Thank you. I enjoyed it.

The politically correct Tolkien, horror of horrors! I love this version.

-A

Hmm, insteresting xD Although why Grima is there of all people -glare- -is shot- I can't believe you haven't got any reviews yet, it's a pretty awesome story