In the name of every god there is. This is horrifically wonderful. I have to admit i love stories where the characters know they’re in a story. And Fay. Everything Fay in this story is glorious. From taking a butcher knife to try and separate Syaoran and Sakura, to editing Sakura and Yuzuriha’s lemon, i was laughing through all of it.
Also, ‘manflower’. I rest my case.

Lol i like reading slash though lately i just want to read BL, but lol the descriptions you were doing kinda put me off it for a while :P lol but still liked the story and Yuri, and they all thought she was innocent lol not with her brother and his guy being the "very best of friends" :)

HAHAHHAHHHAHA OMFG WHT THE FUCK I I JUST READ? this is so weirdly hilarious!

Starfish hole?

... You win. Well, and your fantastic fic too.

Bravo! That was just plain awesome.

Bwahahahahaha! This is fantastic! As a biologist, I also had a few nitpicky issues with some fic's ideas of anatomy. I wish Fai could be one of my lecturers!

There were so many lines that made me have to smother my laughter so I wouldn't wake my housemates, but "The most important of these are the parasympathetic nervous system and the blood supply to and from said manflower" was a personal favourite! Hilarious!

LMAO! Thank you!

You are awesome. As one who has also taken anatomy and...isn't 14 years old, I too have thought the same things. ;) Especially the "bundle of nerves" bit. It's like one person wrote it and others thought "That sounds good...let's go with that!" NO. And all things considered...Fai was pretty in-character.

RAOFLMAO!

And Laughs some more!

You sir(or miss) are a genius. This was ridiculously funny and so much forth wall breaking. FTW! Though I must agree you with about trying to enjoy a decent lemon but you brought your point in a way that it is funny and insightful! Kudos! 8D

oh my GAWD. XD yaaay now i dont have to take sex ed in high school! i can just learn it from horny ole fai. LOL.

Oh

My

God.

(bows and worships) Now where were you when I wrote the parts of my fic where I made fun of sex story cliches? Not here, that's where, dammit, and I wish I had read this first. Laughter is the best medicine and this was just epic win all throughout. Especially the ball gag.

And Syaoran as a DBZ fan... HAHA of course, why didn't I think of that? I just love how you ease frustrations with Tsubasa's insanity with your own dose of insanity. Thank you.

PS: You forgot MPreg stories. I would have LOVED to hear Fay's take on THAT, especially how to get babies through a, er, starfish hole XD

Hahahahaha that was friggin hilarious! XD That is all I have to say. I bow to your comedy skillz.

That has got to be 'the' funniest thing you have written thus far! XD I couldn't stop laughing! and i like Fai like this in here! For some reason it makes him more of a person. XD and the Yaoi. XD Kurogane just reading it and then go "I'm out." made me laugh even harder. and Fai's way of explaining...that and this to the poor girls though i love this line (well there are others too but this one stood out just a bit more.)

"I got it from the same store that sold Kuro-sama a goddamned Hakama in the middle of country where everyone wears early twentieth century European else want to make a crack about how horribly contrived this whole set-up is?"

...XD

Though if i was there i would destroy that slide projector with my own bare hands and try to strangle Fai while keeping my blush down. (I think the girls would thank me for that. XD)

Again awesome one-shot~! _

-TrueDespair

This story is just amazing! It's already complete? What a shame. I kinda hope for a sequel...your Crack!Tsubasa characters are just so great.

Are you sure this belongs under "Tragedy"?