The guys from the unit have a question?
What makes SPC Schwartz so special he gets his own list and page?

You actually have to post a link, or it's plagerism, something that is punishable by removel of your fanfiction acount or even arrest. Also, is it really that original to copy and paste something from a different site and say it's yours?

Haha ! I totally lost it at 37 XD I was practically crying when I was done ;) xx

try an 100 ways to die in battlefield bad company 2/Vietnam

Pahahahahhahahhahaaaaaaaa xD

And that's all I have to say about that.

shpadoinkle is not a real word lol!

Nice of you to post it, but Skippy stated on his website the following; "I don’t mind if you want to quote a few items from my list of your site. But please do not copy the list in it’s entirety."

You could have included a link somewhere to credit him at least, perhaps in the story, or your profile page.

I liked this, but I think this should be something sent in an email. Not that I don't want it here, it's just that it isn't a story and more of a forwarded list of things. Skippy's official blog has this.

This made me chuckle though...

haha this was pretty good

I showed my dad this, and for once, (you performed a miracle) he started to laugh. He remembers his buddies trying to do some of these things, and then the FNG's below him trying it out on him

I love the list...

LOL, pretty funny!

#6 Not allowed to play 'Pulp Fiction' with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer

#8 Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters

#17 God may not contradict any of my orders.

#18May no longer perform my now (in)famous 'Barbie Girl Dance' while on duty.

19. May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I'm right

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody (LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA)

73. No military functions are to be performed 'Skyclad'.

74. Woad is not camouflage makeup

88. Must not refer to 1st Sgt as 'Mom'.

89. Must not refer to the Commander as 'Dad'.

110. Never, ever, attempt to correct a Green Beret officer about anything (My husband is a Green Beret! I have to agree with this one! LOL)

119. I cannot arrest children for being rude (We so should)

160. No part of the military uniform is edible. (Wtf?)

206. Not allowed to get shot.

Those are my faves!