Wouldn't Australia be the YOUNGER brother because Australia was actually 'colonised' in 1788. Which is 228 years ago unlike America. The only reason why Australia was colonised is because of the war of independence and England didn't have any where to send their convicts so Captain James Cook (who was an explorer) was sent to find a place to colonise. He found what was known as 'New Holland's' and it was later founded as Australia after the First Fleet came.

nice! I really love this!

America is older. Also, please fact check next time - Spike isn't a very reliable source.

Australia would be the younger brother here, considering that it only became a penal colony in 1788. (That's five years after the American war of independence ended, waaaay after the first white settlement of America...) :)

We don't talk like that

Awesome XD

That was funny. Alfred and the crocodile, god that good!

RIP Steve, you will be missed
this is hilarious! I love it, and why oh why is our kolala so evil to the rest of the world?

Awesome! I LOVE that America thought that he would get snakes thrown at him, I had this awesome metal image! I really love Australia's name I always wondered why no one thought to name him Steve, I was going to use it if I ever wrote an Australia story. I love that the way Australia talked wasn't too sterotypical, its annoying when everyone makes him say G'day. Finally a story where my country isn't riding a Kangaroo or at least making some refrence to it. FINALLY!

Ffff, HA! I can so see America doing that! You got his personality down perfectly! I loved the bit with the president in the beginning, this is hilarious! XDDD

Umm, actually, America would be OLDER than Australia. Please fix it, it's really annoying me. Seriously.

*sigh* Only Alfred would thinks it's awesome to nearly be killed by a crocodile XD

I really like this! D I can see Canada dragging America back home, and America acting like a child. Hehehe…*faves*

THAT. WAS. AWESOME~!

Please do continue this!