Is this like top!Red? Lool I find it pretty funny that Red's very ooc.

Dude, this is some funny shit. "I'm jus' tryin' to cop a feel, dude." Lol, that did it for me. XD

Is it gonna keep going?

I LMAFO so hard it almost broke! XD love it! I wanna know though 0.0 did red top green? So agressive :p

Such a dirty story from 'soap and sanitizer' 3 It's so delicious! And funny - had to fight back laughter in class (oops!).

"could reproduce all by his lonesome"
That was like freakin' epic XD.
Awesome fic by the way!

Poor Green
with his ass babies
god this made me laugh x'D
Great story! :']

Fuckfuckfuckfuck, LOOOOL. Oh man. Red. Red's dirty talk. I'm in tears XD

Ahahaha, oh my gosh, this story made me laugh so hard.

I usually go for bottom!Red, so it was odd, but I still found it quite hot ;D

Thank you for writing~

Ayu

What are your talking about Green? The taser plan couldn't have worked out better! :D

Wtf? Ah, fandom... *shakes head*

I liked how you had Green describing Red in the beginning. That's kind of how I always though of game-verse Red- antisocial, and (obviously) quiet. I'd like to see some more details as to WHY Green is so upset at Red, though... he just randomly goes up to Mount Silver? He must have a reason for suddenly wanting Red to be social, or whatever. As for the rest of the fic... well, I just have to say Red should probably get his puberty gland checked. Poor Red and Green...

LMAO. I LOVE THIS. SO SO FUNNY. love this part: "If Green didn't know better, he would've thought Red was asexual or some shit—could reproduce all by his lonesome." AND the "ass babies" line xD

As soon as I read, "I wanna have your ass babies, Green," and cracked up, I KNEW this was gonna be a great story. And it totally was. xD Awesome job!

Oh, I do love a fic about these two that can make me laugh. So, yanno, I love this fic. :'3

Gosh, I love the "get off that damned mountain" scenarios with Red and Green. Your fic, however, deserves an ovation; I liked it XD

Pftahaha; that's right, Red, just mercilessly molest the poor guy.

("Poor" guy)

Quite the read, it certainly made an impression.